Dwain and I met on our first day at college as we lived in adjacent rooms. We remain friends today even though he’s blamed for introducing us to other friends, thus when anything negative can easily be traced back to Dwain, thus “It’s Dwain’s fault” is an easy excuse.
Having a heavy beard was Dwain’s claim to fame. His morning shave required 2 new blades every day – one for each side. When we were bored there was always let’s watch Dwain’s beard grow. We’d go to dinner and return to significant growth. So here’s a link for Dwain and all beards.
After seeing the All-Time Franks and All-Time Randys, he told me that it would be tough to put together an All-Time Dwain team, but hey – I like a challenge – but I still needed creative ways to fill a team.
This team is going to struggle, even against the All-Time Randys – but once the teams take the field for a game strange things are known to happen. To see the All-Time Randys and other all time teams, see Categories in the right-side sidebar, and then Sports > All-Time Teams or click here.
Ladies and Gentlemen, now taking the field, the All-Time Dwains.
1B – Fred Dwight Whitfield
2B – Dwain Anderson
SS – Michael Dwaine Phillips
3B – Charlie Dewayne Hayes
C – Jerry D-Wayne Grote
OF – Jacques Dewayne Jones
OF – Dewayne Wise
OF – Dwight Dewey Evans (AS)
DH – Darrel D-Wayne Evans (AS)
SP – Jack Dwight Chesbro (HOF)
SP – Dwight Gooden (AS)
SP – Grant Dwight Jackson (AS)
SP – D-Wayne Garland
SP – D-Wayne Simpson
RP – Dewey La Marr Hoyt
RP – Michael Dwain DeJean
RP – Michael Dwain Gallo
Mgr – Bob Uecker



