On Satirical News Bits: Vol. 5

Nothing like a dose of satire to get one over the midweek hump. Which is your favorite?

Congress Debates Merits of New Catchphrase

Oprah Views Patiently Awaiting Instructions

Man who Stayed-up until Dawn Eating Mice Refers to Self as Night Owl

Area Man’s Hard Work finally Pays Off for Employer

Presidential Fitness Test now Awarded to any Kid who can Eat without Sweating

Surgeon General: Smoking is Fine as Long as You Do it when Drinking

Werewolf Apparently Allergic to Peanuts

Duck Tells Self, “Maybe Hang Out in the Water Awhile, then Look for some Old Bread”

Nation’s Weirdest Teen Buys Season 1 DVD of Murphy Brown

Area Dad Hopes Son’s Interest in Long Jumping Just a Phase

Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as Nine-Month-Old

Study Finds Getting Smacked Right in the Mouth with a Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks

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10 thoughts on “On Satirical News Bits: Vol. 5

  1. Hi,
    Wow, this weeks is really hard, I like most of them, but seeing as how I have to pick, I will go with:

    “Werewolf Apparently Allergic to Peanuts” this is interesting because I thought I knew a lot about Werewolves, but apparently I don’t. :)

    “Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as Nine-Month-Old” This is also interesting, because seeing as how the Father actually said this, I wouldn’t want my child growing up like him at all. :)

  2. Your headline choices today are rather tame, but “Area Dad Hopes Son’s Interest in Long Jumping Just A Phase,” sounds the most plausible because of the power team sports, especially football and basketball, have in people’s lives and our country’s educational system.

  3. Since I read medical studies all the time, I was tickled by this one: “Study Finds Getting Smacked Right in the Mouth with a Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks.” I wonder if they can replicate the study!

  4. Tough to choose, but that last one made me laugh out loud so my vote will have to go with “Study Finds Getting Smacked Right in the Mouth with a Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks.”

    It’s true. I know this for a fact. lol!

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