I golfed Tuesday evening, and a round with no rhythm, poor execution, and even worse decision making adds up to one of my worst rounds – therefore – I need a laugh! So let’s go for a midweek chuckle courtesy of The Onion. Any favorites?
Earlobe Now Stretched Long Enough to Hang Self With
Area Moms Freaks Out Again for No Apparent Reason
Hopes and Dreams Crushed by Panel of D-List Celebrities
Desperate Small Town Erects World’s Largest Fiberglass Chili Dog
New Homeowner Suddenly Fascinated by Molding
Headlights Caught in Deer
Cool Cat Sitters Lets Cats Stay Up All Night
Alien World to Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses Too
91 Year Old an Expert at Outliving
Undergraduate Student Under Graduate Student
Americans Spend 90% of Waking Hours Starring at Glowing Rectangles
Microbrewer Trying to Work Dog into Name of New Seasonal Beer
