Breaking News! An update on the looming battle of human versus squirrels
As a result of an Indiana photographer declaring war on a ninja squirrel, the investigative team here at AFA discovered a squirrel recruiting film regarding the potential future battle. If the recruiting theme is any indication, Zannyro will have to travel one treacherous Highway to Hell.
You guys are crazy!! In a good way!
Spirit,
Make no bones about it, this is serious stuff and tensions are high. Yesterday, Zannyro reported a team of 10 warrior squirrels surrounded her house. Fortunately, I think it was an advanced scout team. Welcome back from your wonderful adventure!
HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO IMPRESSED!!! Laughed and laughed and laughed…how in the world…….awesome, awesome, awesome….perfect song!! I’m going to play it in my car….after the squirrels give it back to me…
Zannyro,
These group obviously means business. I know the Warrior Princess is well armed, but these guys are threatening with nukes! Meanwhile, I can say that the investigative team at this end has more about them (a expected release this evening). Thanks for visiting … and be safe!
Hahahahahahahhaa!!! “FRANK ON FIRE” !!
Hi,
Wow, just Wow, that is just unreal, I love it, and of course the music, the best ever. Well done.
Mags,
Wow says a lot. This exposé shows the serious nature of the War in the Woods. I’m just not sure Suzanne’s Warrior Princess is armed well enough! Thanks for commenting.
For readers at this end, a possible Zannyro Warrior.
http://awindowintothewoods.com/2012/06/12/warrior-princess/
That squirrel video is hysterical. Who is it that does these things and how do they think of them! xx
Spiced,
The words and the images carry an strong message to Suzanne! The squirrels mean business!!! Thanks for stopping by.
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You made me laugh this morning… WOW! The war is going to be very serious… I can imagine dear Suzanne now
The music was the best…. I love your humor about this crazy squirrels in dear Suzanne’s world… Thank you, have a nice and enjoyable day, dear Frank, love, nia
Nia,
I fear for Suzanne’s safety! Thanks for commenting.
This is now a great post.. I really enjoyed it… gave me a good laugh…
Bulldog,
You also realize the story at the other end … and with the nuke at the end, they mean business, thus my concern for Suzanne. Thanks for commenting.
Highway to hell and army squirrels…brilliant!
TBM,
Absolutely … and the nuke scene at the end tells a lot about their mood! Thanks for visiting.
Great photos, very funny. This is a dangerous enemy, apparently they go straight for the nuts!
Fasab,
Danger extraordinaire … especially when nuts involved. Thanks for stopping by.
I don’t trust squirrels; they look nutty to me…
Good luck, my friend.
Hook,
They are too smart for their own good … and not trustworthy! Thanks for visiting.
I think this is further proof of the Zannyro/Angle conspiracy to defraud us of our machetes and peanuts.
Obviously, this footage was splice together out of context, taken from the annual squirrel convention for the betterment of mankind.
I’m pretty sure the ferrets put you up to it.
Guapo,
If you own a machete, get it to Zannyro as her Warrior Princess needs a sharper weapon. Meanwhile, squirrel terror is legendary, did you eat a nut with an implant? Thanks for sharing your conspiracy theory.
so stinkin’ cute!
Christine,
Sure hope Zannyro doesn’t see you call them cute! Heck, the last I heard she’s in hiding! Thanks for visiting.
I had that first photo of the squirrel with the bazooka as my avatar for a while. But I never saw the others, those are great.
Weebles,
Welcome first-time commenter. Given that you obviously know more than many regarding squirrels – well, unless you thought you avatar was simply cute – you realize the reign of terror that is within their capability. Meanwhile, thanks for stopping by and I hope you return.
absolutely zannyyy! You’re hilarious ~Deb
Deborah,
This may be zanny to some, but their determination has Zannyro in a tizzy! Thanks for commenting.
Creativity comes in the most unusual packaging! Very, very funny! This was great! Debra
Debra,
An many thought squirrels were just cute nut gatherers! Thanks for commenting.
OK. Now I am really afraid. We have one of those Yankee Flipper birdfeeders, that, when a squirrel steps on the perch, they spin around. Now what’s going to happen? I’ll tell you. There will be missiles and bullets going off all over the place. My dog, who is too old to even bother chasing a squirrel (even a dizzy one
) will end up being shot by a militant squirrel.
It is a sad day here in the US of A. What’s next? Deer in tanks?
Elyse,
And you thought you were safe! Meanwhile, Zannyro has reported deer in tanks, but we think could be preparing for food battle with the ninja squirrels – but this is unconfirmed. Thanks for stopping by and keep your dog safe!
Should I tell them about the deer in tanks that I have in the backyard? I’m not sure who’s side their on….I think it will depend on who has the most corn to offer as a bribe..me or the ninja squirrels…of course,,,they ate all of theirs..
Oooooooohhhhh..!!!!! INCOMING!!!! Back to the bunker!
Zannyro,
Deer with tanks is definitely all about the food. Now that you are back in the bunker, good one … here’s some chocolate.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Although, I’m not sure they will bother at my house; the deer have eaten everything in the yard already.
Battling deer is different than with squirrels … but the odds of them attacking the house is slim.
I would consider myself safe if I were you…Just don’t make the mistake I did by feeding them corn….they’re like elephants…they never forget!
Great advice. Friends of our have that problem, but they love it – and I can’t imagine how much corn they go through.
I’ve just seen the Commander-in-Chief on Zannyro’s blog. How evil-looking can you get? All that red fur around the ears, and the red eye make-up! Terrifying! And the size of him! Spread out over the seeds to stop other squirrels from eating them!
I watched your recruiting video. Very frightening! I turned up the music though because it’s one of my favourites. I was a bit disappointed that it was suddenly cut off like that. The ninja squirrels must have interfered with it. None of us are safe!
Lady M,
Welcome first-time commenter. The squirrels are known for being good audio editors – which, considering their hearing doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile, there feet continue to amaze me. Thanks for visiting and commenting …. and hope you return.