Whew! Another warm night on the golf course. Fortunately, the humidity was reasonable and I’m good with water intake. Meanwhile, the new driver’s debut was an improvement, as was my putting. But on this night, my short chipping game prevented me from a pretty good score.
I just watched an entertaining semi-final beach volleyball match, and amazingly, the two US women’s teams will battle for the gold on Wednesday. Meanwhile, it’s time for some mid-week satire. Any favorites? Enjoy.
Peer Group Forces Man to have Opinion of Weird Al
Catholic Nutritionist Warns Against Transubstantiating Fats
Dead Daughter would have Wanted $220 Million Liability Settlement
Ghost of Red Knight Signs on as New Voice of God
Teen Zebra in Road Doesn’t Give a Shirt about Honking Driver
Kentucky Legislature Bans Gay Pet Weddings
Pretty Lame Playing Hard to Follow
“My Sharrona” Playing in Supermarket as Parent Slaps Child
Friend Chuckling at Computer Screen about to Read You Something Not Worth Hearing
Bats Shood Out of Waterslide Tunnels before Waterpark Opens
Dog Named Murph Lives Up to His Name
4-Year Old Shows New Doll the Ropes
