I know, I know … I said I was taking a break, and I really am – BUT, with the Super Bowl this coming weekend, I couldn’t resist dipping into The Onion’s archives for some related headlines – or as I like to think – here’s some Onion Dip for your Super Bowl party.
For my non-US readers, the Super Bowl is one of the most-watched television events as many people gather for parties – thus the prices for commercials are quite expensive. Actually, the commercials will get considerable discussion – thus the inclusion of a video.
The game itself will be the first ever Super Bowl involving each team (San Francisco and Baltimore) coached by two brothers. Will you be attending a Super Bowl party?
No need to combine any headlines, so do you have a favorite from the list below? Meanwhile, this time for sure, no more new posts from me during my break … but I’ll reply here … well, for a little …. and I really do mean it this time – I’m taking a break.
NFL coaches admit having to punt sucks
ESPN shows family film of young Harbaugh brothers coaching together in backyard
Two dogs from same litter to coach 2013 Puppy Bowl
Pre-game coin toss makes player realize randomness of life
John Madden eats RV
Referee frustrated over number of commercials shown in replay booth
Super Bowl matchup rekindles smoldering resentment of San Francisco-Baltimore war of 1877
NFL player works out often
Commissioner proposes eliminating ball from NFL
Referee disallows touchdown after dropping ball handed to him by player
Mothers of NFL players concerned about binge drinking on bottom of pile
Area man thinking up funny things to say at Super Bowl party
Voices in headset calling coach “Idiot”
Hungry defense feeds on crowd
Super Bowl Party Tip: Pre-soak Doritos in beer
I will be back when I have more time
You always bring a smile to my day!!!
Clan,
Thank you …. hope all is well in Vancouver!
I really like the idea of eliminating the football. Miami might have a chance in that scenario, I’m thinking.
Cayman,
Many less turnovers without the ball!
The Puppy Bowl? I’d watch that. But who would be the half-time entertainment? (I have yet to get over the Who’s 2010 performance.)
Elyse,
Well now … you asked, and I’m delivering. Puppy Bowl IX starts at 3 pm on Animal Planet. Here’s one from the past.
What a great way to start my day, Frank! Thanks! Now I’ll see if I can get my old dog up to eat his breakfast … perhaps if I put a squeaker in it!
Just don’t forget to watch the Puppy Bowl.
I started my day with it. It made me realize how much I love puppies. Especially when they belong to someone else. I dread having to start again!
But I loved it. Thanks!
I mean watching the latest Puppy Bowl on Sunday!
Oh. Sorry I was confused. I will watch it over the real one!
Madden eating an RV.
I just want to know what he used as a condiment.
Have a great break, Frank. See you when you come around.
Guapo,
I think Madden is a mustard and relish guy. Thanks for the best wishes.
Love the ad reminders. As for the Onions has to be this, “Area man thinking up funny things to say at Super Bowl party”. (Maybe a good reason for a break too!)
Fasab,
Oh yes …. a break to concentrate on efforts that guy isn’t at our neighborhood party.
I made it all the way through Doritos and bud to EDS! I hope I didn’t give it all away.
Georgette,
Oh no … unfortunately, seeing the good ads also involves seeing the bad ones.
Although there’s usually a few pretty funny commercials broadcast during the Super Bowl, this is my pick:
Referee frustrated over number of commercials shown in replay booth
What else can explain why it always seems to take forever for them to make a replay decision?
Enjoy your time off Frank!
Lame,
No kidding about the replays. Hope you remember this one!
Yes, I do Frank! Truly a classic!
Yes we are booked for Super Bowl dinner at the club. It was a lot of fun last year, and although I don’t understand the game, I really enjoyed watching.
“Hungry defense feeds on crowd.”
Paradise,
That’s right … one doesn’t have to know the game to enjoy the event! Enjoy your evening!!!
PS: That’s a great headline!
I am glad to hear you are really, really, really committing to your break! But thanks for this–before reading i was wondering what you were going to do about real onion//soup dip!?! Your headlines are better. I especially like the Area Man working on being witty (or whatever) at the party. I am probably one of the few in the states who does not watch the Super Bowl. Oh well.
Patti,
I imagine many go to a Super Bowl party go for the socialization, thus little or no interesting in the game …. in our neighborhood, it’s quieter during the commercials than during the game.
Area Man for me Frank – Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!
GFB,
I’m hoping the area man doesn’t live on my street. Meanwhile … OUCH …. Montana and Rice beat my Cincinnati Bengals twice in Super Bowls.
I remember watching one of those games and one of your lad’s snapped his leg Tim Crumbye or something like that. We were all Bears fans in the UK cos of The Fridge.
OUCH again … I remember when TIm Crummrie had his injury!
They revelled in the slow motion flexing and shattering of his leg. Yuk – did he ever play again?
I’ve heard the super bowl is a big deal and because I visit a lot of US food blogs, I’ve grown to know that hosting a party and serving food is an enormous deal. I would love to go to a super bowl party. I would also love to see puppies coaching! xx
Spiced,
You would love Super Bowl parties!!!!
No Super Bowl parties for me. I don’t even watch it. It’ll be a good night for a movie.
I like this one: Pre-game coin toss makes player realize randomness of life.
Have a good break, Frank!
Robin,
Good headline choice!!! Movies are fine … and don’t forget Puppy Bowl at 3 pm on Animal Planet!
madden eats RV. enjoy your break.
Rich,
There’s something special about that headline! …. Thanks and will do.
Superbowl is fare away from me … but commerical #13 – what’s up. Love it.
Viveka,
… glad you enjoyed them.
Was’ Up!!!!
I love the commercial, but my real favorite is the one is the Darth Vader-little boy and Volkswagon. I will be “roped” into a family SB party…fortunately not at my house. LOL! I bring my iPad so I can read blogs, and only look up when there is a commercial, and maybe half-time. I LOVE this one: Pre-game coin toss makes player realize randomness of life. Take care during your break…don’t stay gone too long!
Debra,
Ah ha …. showing up at parties for socialization and commercials … and that’s ok! Enjoy yourself … and think about that headline during the coin toss.
I love tip …re-soak Doritos in beer!!
Kellie,
Good choice … and interesting I was just at your blog.
I know …great minds think alike! I have been so busy on my new job. I have had hard time popping on to read. Once I get a routine down I will have more time!
You can only do what your time allows. … thus I appreciate when you drop by.
Frank, I like “Referee frustrated over number of commercials shown in replay booth.” I don’t know why/! Go Niners!! I hope you enjoy your break. For reals, this time.
Bumble,
Oh that’s right … you are in the midst of Niners’ Country … and oh the heartache they delivered to my local Bengals. Good luck to your team!
I’m loving the ‘hungry defense feeds on crowd”…hehehehehe
Zannyro,
… and I give that one a big thumbs up!
Loved the Super Bowl commercials! Thanks for delaying your break to bring them to us.
As I started reading down your list of Onion headlines I immediately seized on “Pre-game coin toss makes player realize randomness of life” as the clearcut winner regardless of what followed, until, I got to “Referee frustrated over number of commercials shown in replay booth,” which got me started on a subject On Which I Didn’t Want To Get Started!!
Tim,
I’m sure the video served as a reminder of past commercials. Meanwhile, the commercials in the reply booth can interrupt the referee’s train of thought.
I didn’t know there was a puppy bowl. I wonder if i get the animal channel here. Enjoy the rest of your break!
Happy Super Bowl weekend. Maybe next year the Bengals and Dolphins will be battling it out for the right to freeze their butts off at the Meadowlands Super Bowl. Well, you guys will be used to that weather….
Enjoy! I’m with the horses – can’t beat a Clydesdale in a commercial. Happy superbowl Frank!
hey, big news! just learned that CR lives in NJ. more info needed. do i qualify for “stalker” yet?
Rich,
Oh my my … enjoy!
i didnt bother to watch the super bowl on sunday or ever…just the ;best’ commercials the following day lol… And I am American lol
Hey hey Eva,
Hope all is well with you … thanks for stopping by.
Cincinnati Kid? You’re been nominated.
http://drinkswellwithothers.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/reality-writes/