How’s your week so far? Because it’s massage week (and before your dose of mid-week satire), here’s a mid-week rubdown for those who desire.
How was that for a precursor to Monday’s International Chocolate Day?
Our temperature has been falling and we could even see a few flakes in the morning! YIKES!!!! … and the rest of the week will be colder than normal. Brrrrrr … it’s too early for this!!!!
Thanks for all the best wishes for my mother-in-law. She’s out of the hospital, and is now in a rehab unit to gain physical strength and confidence – which has to be difficult for someone at 85.
Because it fall/autumn for the northern hemisphere, and as a follow-up to yesterday’s walk, I dived into The Onion’s vault of archives in search of satirical headlines for the season. Hope you enjoy!
Pumpkin makes a roll for it
New rake model arrives at stores
Scientists warn autumn will kill us all
Mr. Autumn Man walking down street with cup of coffee, wearing sweater over plaid-collared shirt
Indoor grill owner can’t wait for start of autumn
Area plant displays leaves
Morbidly obese pumpkin wins contest
Leaf hunting season begins
Pumpkin seeds saved, dried, roasted, salted, offered, refused, tossed
Lucy says of pumpkin, “It’s a fall idol, Charlie Brown”
Last Ruben Studdard reference wafts into the cool evening air of fall
Fall cancelled after 3 billion seasons
Any favorites? Have a good rest of the week!