Storms rolled across the central US earlier this week, so rain came to Cincinnati -but at least we avoided the severe weather. I recently heard a report that more tornadoes occur in the US than any other country. Did you know that?
I hope your week has gone well so far. Errands, mostly move related, continue to dominate my to-do list. Interestingly, my post for yesterday wasn’t ready, and hooray … I didn’t panic! Meanwhile, the next post is Life: The Musical, with Act 3 featuring songs with first names in the title … so get your songs ready as curtain time is Wednesday, 9:30 PM (Eastern US).
Your mid-week satire is below, so hopefully something will give you a chuckle. Do you have a favorite? For that extra challenge, make your own headline from the words in the headlines below. My combo is at the end. Have a good rest of the week.
Elite congressman trained to kill legislation in 24 different ways
Expressing deeply held political opinion referred to a “gaffe”
Neighborhood much safer since mayor vanquished fire troll
Area man’s emotional state completely dependent on outcome of sporting event
Study: Exposing yourself in produce section still frowned upon by society
American obesity traced to one heavy-set Mayflower passenger
Unclear if grandma just friends with 81-year old widower
Humans display highest cognitive abilities when trying to retrieve object dropped between car seats
Study find Earth located in lamest part of universe
All of man’s time-wasting websites exhausted before lunch
My Combo: Lamest congressman exposes fire troll