By now, most of us have heard the news of the upcoming rapture that is to occur at 6:00 pm (EDT) today. As a Cincinnati Reds fan, I can see that this increases the likelihood that the Reds may not win the NL Central title. Fortunately for the Reds, the Cardinals have an afternoon game, but must lose. Unfortunately, the Reds game starts at 4:05 pm, thus unlikely the game would be completed by 6:00 pm.
As a baseball fan, I am disappointed that MLB has yet to issue a public statement around the event. With that in mind, here are some of my questions/concerns.
If a game is in progress, what happens if neither team has enough players to complete the game?
If the pitcher is raptured, thus leave the game without an injury, will the replacement pitcher get unlimited time to warm up?
Will MLB replace the Angels franchise? After all, all of them automatically qualify for rapture.
If all the umpires are gone, to whom does a manage file a protest regarding the outcome of the play in action at the time?
Are ticket holders entitled to refunds?
Will ESPN continue broadcasting Sunday Night Baseball?
Will MLB George Steinbrenner be able to resume ownership of the Yankees?
If the rapture is accompanied by hell freezing over, will MLB reinstate Pete Rose?
So, what questions do you have?




Opinions in the Shorts: Vol. 102
Posted in Opinions in the Shorts, tagged Cincinnati Reds, Commentaries, Congress, Democrats, John Boehner, Michelle Bachmann, Opinions, Opinions in the Shorts, Politics, Republicans on June 30, 2011 | 38 Comments »
On Politics
I never thought I would see the day when Democrats have more concern about decreasing spending than Republicans do about raising revenues.
It’s time for the Democrats to call the GOP bluff, thus fail to raise the debt ceiling. Let’s see if Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) is right.
Regarding Michelle Bachmann, as her campaign seems to be gaining steam, let us not forget that the key to winning an election is winning the center. Oh – I forget – That doesn’t matter in the Republican primary. I’m cheering for Bachmann! I said cheering, not voting.
Meanwhile, as Bachmann continues to capture Nincompoop supports, The Nincompoop continues on her quest to be the Tea Party’s Oprah – thus I’m anxiously awaiting the first issue of Sarah on the stands and the launching of Palinpalooza: the all-Palin all-the-time network.
Over in Capitol Hill’s House Chamber, Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) completes his first six months without a jobs bill. To quote Mr. Speaker, “Where are the jobs?”
As Speaker Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) continue to ask President Obama to lead, I ask, “Don’t we elect representatives and senators to lead?” Oh – I forgot – the follow their party!
Here’s an interesting website: Costs of War
On Potpourri
Cheerios recently turned 70! No wonder one of every eight box of cereal sold is Cheerios. Wow! It takes 3,115,524,416 Cheerios to circle our planet.
Loyal reader and commenter John loves cars, so here’s a link for John.
Doing my shoulder exercises continues to improve my shoulder, so I am to be able to golf this fall.
As the Cincinnati Reds continue not meet the expectations of many, much of what I wrote on this Opening Day post will explain their troubles.
The project is going well, but I miss my daily interactions with readers here and on the blogs of others. Even posting three times a week, I’m still not keeping up with responding to comments here. Thanks to those who keep coming back and for understanding my general absence. I encourage others to visit many of the fine bloggers in my sidebar.
On a final note, Fourth of July 2011 gives us a long weekend. As those of us with adolescent minds think of other variations of George Cohan’s Yankee Doodle Dandy, I enjoyed this video. Have a safe weekend!
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