The first two days are in the book, thus Wednesday is the day that turns the corner while pointing to the weekend. As for me, I’m back to taking care of the around-the-house chores and having dinner ready when my wife arrives home. Tuesday night was this tasty version of chicken cacciatore from Food & Wine. Well, I did a bit of my on improv on the recipe.
Meanwhile, and for your amusement, here’s some past satire from The Onion for you to enjoy. Which is your favorite?
Study Finds Every Style of Parenting Produces Disturbed Miserable Adult
Department of Homeland Security Develops Security Cologne
Grandma Updates to Cordless Landline
Man Suspected Being Bumbling Spy
Car Alarm Turned Off Just as it was Getting Good
Late Working NASA Scientist Discovers Moon over My Hammy (a rimshot for those who need it)
Beach Reports All Good Shells Taken
Heartbreaking Country Ballad Paralyzes Trucking Industry
Plague of 17-Year Giraffes Decimates US Southwest
Man to Sail Around World to Decrease Awareness of Important Issues
Woman Begs Friend to take Dessert Menu away from Her
Donut Shop Gets Weird after 11 AM