On Satire News Bits: Vol. 10

This week I’ve been keeping the posts on the light side, so hey – the perfect opportunity for a mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. Which is your favorite?

New Social Media Startup Claims to be a Cross between Facebook and Facebook

Smoking Speeds Mental Decline

Area Woman Becomes First Grandma Courtney

Junior Building Inspector Closes Down Area Tree House

An Unopened One-Gallon Jar of Hellmann’s Mayo Quietly Expired Last Week

Disturbed Beltway Sources Report Congress Eerily Cooperative Today

Crush Last Nearly Entire Bus Ride

Fruit Flies Seek Out Alcohol

Truly Authentic Mexican Restaurant Shuts Down Immediately

Widower Replaces Dead Wife and Kids with Miniature Horses