This week I’ve been keeping the posts on the light side, so hey – the perfect opportunity for a mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. Which is your favorite?
New Social Media Startup Claims to be a Cross between Facebook and Facebook
Smoking Speeds Mental Decline
Area Woman Becomes First Grandma Courtney
Junior Building Inspector Closes Down Area Tree House
An Unopened One-Gallon Jar of Hellmann’s Mayo Quietly Expired Last Week
Disturbed Beltway Sources Report Congress Eerily Cooperative Today
Crush Last Nearly Entire Bus Ride
Fruit Flies Seek Out Alcohol
Truly Authentic Mexican Restaurant Shuts Down Immediately
Widower Replaces Dead Wife and Kids with Miniature Horses
