On Satire News Bits: Vol. 11

Thought I would try a twist on these satirical offering with hopes of propelling readers over the midweek hump. These are from The Onion, but this time, I selected a word to shift through the The Onion’s archives to see what I could find. Lo’ and beyond, there’s interesting material deep in those vaults.

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Congress Asks President for Permission to have Congress Outside today

New Puppy Teaches Congress Important Lesson about Responsibility

Congress Threatens to Leave DC Unless New Capitol is Built

Congress Awards Itself Congressional Medal of Honor

Congress Votes Itself More Scotch

Congress Hires Drummer

Congress Accidentally Approves Arts Funding

Congress Relieved to Admit It’s not Going to Accomplish Anything This Year

Congress Sets Sail in Search of Fabled Sword of Bipartisanship

President Asks Congress for $30 Billion to Help Fight War on Criticism

Stuffed-Up Congress Allocates $250 Million to Destroy Pollen