On Satire Bits: Vol. 18

In my euphoria of finally playing acceptable golf, last night I published the wrong post – that is this post was supposed to be yesterday, and yesterday’s post today. Oh well, stuff happens.

Cheers everyone to the latest dose of satirical headlines from The Onion. Do you have any favorites from these morsels of humor?

Alabama’s School System’s Lone Textbook Falling Apart

County Fair Judges Blown Away by Local Heifer

Cops Cleared on Corruption Charges after Implicating Decorated Police Dog

Study Shows Mosquitoes Don’t Need to Bite Us

Nickname Persists in Spite of Surgery

It’s Easy to Tell What Area Man Will Look Like as Skeleton

Urban Planner Stuck in Traffic of Own Design

Bus Passenger Believes She Lives in a World Where Curried Shrimp is Odorless

Errant Keystrokes Produces Character Never Seen Before by Human Eye

NASA Announces Plans to Put Man on Bus to Cleveland

Anxiety-Ridden Man Rightly Ashamed of Every Single Thing He Does

Man to Give Another Cologne a Try