On Ninja Squirrel Training

Breaking News: Ninja Squirrel Training Routine Discovered

For those expecting a mid-week dose of satire, this breaking news forces the satirical headlines to the next post.

Yesterday, the AFA investigative team published a recruitment film used to attract members for the Ninja Squirrel Corps. After a recent mission into dangerous territory, the AFA investigative team successfully taped exercises at the Ninja Squirrel Training Center – which may help prepare Zannyro’s Warrior Princess for prepare for a future battle.

Meanwhile, although the Ninja Squirrel Patrol spotted the AFA investigators, the team safely returned. However, we are unsure how this will affect reporting in the immediate future.