On Satire Bits: Vol. 21

Hope you week has gone well so far. The hot and humid days of a Ohio River valley summer has definitely arrived. Fortunately, the breeze helped ease the condition on the golf course. I drank my share of water, but I simply wasn’t on my golf game tonight.

For I forget, thanks for the numerous milk suggestions in yesterday’s post.

Meanwhile, it’s time for a midweek pick-me-up with some satirical headlines from The Onion. Any favorites?

Sculpture of Stereotypical Italian Chef Proof of Pizzeria’s High Standard of Excellence

Fleet of Ambulances on Hand for 41-Year-Olds’ Touch Football Game

Republicans Stalling Obama’s Agenda by Speaking and Moving in Slow motion

Never-Used Bike Still in Pretty Good Shape

Report of Popular Fish’s Death Getting Around the Tank

Secretary of Transportation Flips Out at Pothole

Posthumously-Conceived Children Get No Benefits

Homeowner Surprised He Doesn’t Spend More Time in Hallway

Dire to Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian to Wed

Lutheran Minister Arrested on Charges of Boring Young Children

Friend Who Said Goodbye 10 Minutes Ago Still on Chat

Everybody in Town is King Fu Fighting