Hope you week has gone well so far. The hot and humid days of a Ohio River valley summer has definitely arrived. Fortunately, the breeze helped ease the condition on the golf course. I drank my share of water, but I simply wasn’t on my golf game tonight.
For I forget, thanks for the numerous milk suggestions in yesterday’s post.
Meanwhile, it’s time for a midweek pick-me-up with some satirical headlines from The Onion. Any favorites?
Sculpture of Stereotypical Italian Chef Proof of Pizzeria’s High Standard of Excellence
Fleet of Ambulances on Hand for 41-Year-Olds’ Touch Football Game
Republicans Stalling Obama’s Agenda by Speaking and Moving in Slow motion
Never-Used Bike Still in Pretty Good Shape
Report of Popular Fish’s Death Getting Around the Tank
Secretary of Transportation Flips Out at Pothole
Posthumously-Conceived Children Get No Benefits
Homeowner Surprised He Doesn’t Spend More Time in Hallway
Dire to Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian to Wed
Lutheran Minister Arrested on Charges of Boring Young Children
Friend Who Said Goodbye 10 Minutes Ago Still on Chat
Everybody in Town is King Fu Fighting