On Satire Bits: Vol. 24

How’s your week been so far? Heat and humidity are back, which made put a bit of an extra stress factor at golf league. I played ok, but nothing spectacular. Tonight I struggled with the putter. Meanwhile, the Handbells Ringers of America convention starts tomorrow through Saturday in Cincinnati. I will attend, but not every day.

I wasn’t going to have the midweek satire this week, but heck, some readers are starting to expect it! So here is your midweek dose of satire to vault you toward the weekend. Any favorites?

Incredible Business Man has Salary of 10 Regular Men

Stadium Ground Crew Places Tarp Over Unsightly Crowd

It All Works Out in the End, Advises Person Younger than You

Bicycle-Riding Circus Bear Pedals Backs to Natural Habitat

Aviator’s Marriage on Autopilot

U.S. Mint Gears Up to Release Commemorative Penny for Every Country

Man on Hot Date Suddenly Realizes He’s Wearing Swastika Boxer Shorts

Woman and Gay Best Friend Go on Another One of their Little Adventures

“Oh Nice, They’re Playing the Whole Album”, Man in Bar Reports

Area Individual Overly Sensitive about Gender-Neutral Language

Fear of Being Alone and Ticking Biological Clock Wed in Beautiful Outdoor Ceremony

Dollar Bill on Floor Sends Wall Street in Frenzy