How’s your week been so far? Heat and humidity are back, which made put a bit of an extra stress factor at golf league. I played ok, but nothing spectacular. Tonight I struggled with the putter. Meanwhile, the Handbells Ringers of America convention starts tomorrow through Saturday in Cincinnati. I will attend, but not every day.
I wasn’t going to have the midweek satire this week, but heck, some readers are starting to expect it! So here is your midweek dose of satire to vault you toward the weekend. Any favorites?
Incredible Business Man has Salary of 10 Regular Men
Stadium Ground Crew Places Tarp Over Unsightly Crowd
It All Works Out in the End, Advises Person Younger than You
Bicycle-Riding Circus Bear Pedals Backs to Natural Habitat
Aviator’s Marriage on Autopilot
U.S. Mint Gears Up to Release Commemorative Penny for Every Country
Man on Hot Date Suddenly Realizes He’s Wearing Swastika Boxer Shorts
Woman and Gay Best Friend Go on Another One of their Little Adventures
“Oh Nice, They’re Playing the Whole Album”, Man in Bar Reports
Area Individual Overly Sensitive about Gender-Neutral Language
Fear of Being Alone and Ticking Biological Clock Wed in Beautiful Outdoor Ceremony
Dollar Bill on Floor Sends Wall Street in Frenzy
A Frank Angle 
Glad Fear and Ticking found each other
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LouAnn,
Very good! thanks for sharing.
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Who knew you could even buy Nazi boxer shorts. I think golf is a very difficult game to play, made more difficult with heat and humidity xx
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Spiced,
Given the Internet, I imagine one can find just about anything. Yes, golf is not an easy game, and weather compounds it. Salt in the eyes bothered me more than once. Oh well … I still had fun as I played with good company. Thanks for commenting.
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My week so far has been awful. Coming back from vacation, well, it sucks. But you cheered me up with this headline about Mitt Romney: Incredible Business Man has Salary of 10 Regular Men. 🙂
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Elyse,
Back to reality from vacation is always difficult. Be strong …. you can do this! Meanwhile, LOL … I thought of Mitt too on that one. Thanks for commenting.
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So far the week sucks, other that the weather which I am passionate about – heat and humidity is my favorite thing.
Putter beware….practice makes perfect.
Love the marriage sounds like it was made for them.
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Valentine,
Well, my putting woes is probably both mental and lack of practice. 😦 … I guess if you didn’t like heat and humidity, you wouldn’t stay where you are. 🙂 Thanks for sharing!
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Do you play handbells?? I saw a handbell ringers concert several years ago and thought it was the coolest thing ever. I think it was the Raleigh Ringers. They were great and I wanted to become a bell ringer so badly. But it’s probably way harder than they make it look.
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Weebs,
You saw the Raleigh Ringers? Wow – simply one of the premier groups in the land! I want to see them!!! FYI: I have a Handbells category with good pieces in it! Meanwhile, a toast to the RR with this holiday favorite.
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“Stadium Ground Crew Places Tarp Over Unsightly Crowd” seems like a good idea to me. Maybe they should try this out at the Olympics?
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Lame,
This may be applicable for many sporting events! Thanks for stopping by.
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Love that someone else is suffering with the putter at the moment… got a bad case of the yipps myself….
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Bulldog,
Yikes … the yipps! I struggle with the long putts …. thus last night I had too many cross green putts. Then again, I did miss a 4-5 footer for birdie. My putting cost me strokes on at least 5 of 9 holes. Otherwise, I played ok. Oh well … thanks for sharing your woes.
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And the winner is…
The dollar bill nearly made it but this is the one for me today – “It All Works Out in the End, Advises Person Younger than You” LOL
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Fasab,
That one is a good one … subtle … but good. Thanks for commenting.
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Heat and humidity are same for here too… I dream a lovely autumn or spring days… 🙂 I feel I am in the cage now because it is not good to be out in these days… This is all I can talk about… you know. Thank you, dear Frank, have a nice and cool summer days, at least in your mind. and indoors… 🙂 Love, nia
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Nia,
I right with you about the weather, and spring and autumn are generally the best seasons (in my opinion). Meanwhile, stay cool and keep smiling. Thanks for commenting.
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Now you have me imagining a whole lot of Wall Street stockbrokers fighting one another over a Dollar bill. 😉 “Handbells ringers’ convention” sounds different and interesting.
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Paradise,
The dollar bill headline made me laugh! I attended the handbell convention today. People from many states … plus I saw someone from Korea and Hong Kong. Some very skilled players as well! Attended a very good concert too … so it was a good day. Thanks for commenting.
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stadium ground crew
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Rich,
And I would imagine Philly fans would still be able to boo! 😉 Thanks for commenting.
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The week has been mucho-crazy so far and the heat + humidity doesn’t help, lol.
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Squishy,
I’m not fan of heat and high humidity. A late afternoon violent storm rolled through today, which means we’re with AC … oh well, hopefully not for too long. Thanks for stopping by.
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Dollar Bill on Floor Sends Wall Street in Frenzy –I laughed outloud at the image that came to mind with this one! I hope the heat and humidity doesn’t impair your enjoyment of the handbell convention! Sometimes just moving from “here to there” feels oppressive! Enjoy! D
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Debra,
The dollar bill one cracks me up. Meanwhile, the handbell convention is obviously inside, but a fierce late-afternoon storm associated with heat and humidity came through as we were about to more to a building one block away. Nope – the transition was delayed! Thanks for commenting.
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Autopilot wedding for me Frank
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Ginger,
And this one is popular with others as well. Thanks for stopping by.
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Younger person is going to get a punch in the nose.
Just sayin…
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Guapo,
LOL … never throwback advise to the one who gave it. 😉 Thanks for stopping by.
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Can’t help but feel the relief of the newly-weds.
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