My week has had a bit of a frantic start, thus the reason why I haven’t dropped by many of your wonderful blogs the past few days. Monday featured a battle with the fallen leaves. Interestingly, one day later the front yard looks worse than it did before I started Monday. So, Wednesday is Dealing with More Leaves Day.
I spent Tuesday morning at the car service department, and received a hefty bill for my efforts. On the bright side, I got two new tires for free!
In other words, I need a dose of mid-week satire from The Onion to vault me toward the weekend. Any favorites?
Study: U.S. Best Place for Women to Buy Jeans
Clothing Catalog Creates Unrealistic Expectations for Shirts
Man Walking Out of Home Depot with Plunger has Resolved Look in Eyes
Baby Bottle Nipple Pierced for Authenticity
Long-time Recreational Eater Turns Pro
Man Doesn’t Even Do Good at Sleeping
Area Family Awakens to Find Michelle Obama Tending Backyard Garden
Study Shows Pretending Everything OK Works
God Worried Apocalypse May not Live up to Expectations
Pet Eating like Country is not in a Recession