Mid-week has brought a change in Cincinnati weather. Then again, it’s still mild. And yes – I delivered the report to the client on time! But now, I have to get caught up on some housework.
Let’s get on to the mid-week dose of satire. Any favorites?
Obese Salmon Unable to Swim Upstream to Spawn
Wild Fall-Break Parties Pose Risks for College Students
Back of Library Smells Like Weed
Nation did not see Mark Walberg’s Sex Change Coming
Dripping Wet 7-year-old boards Hotel Elevator
Thousands of Americans Trapped in Animal Horders Marathon
Co-workers Girlfriend not as Pretty as Expected
Everyone in Improv Troupe Balding
Report: Majority of Americans Stopped Paying Attention Several Words Ago
Personal Trainer Makes Area Man do Humiliating Little Show for Entire Gym
Music Album: The 25 Most Popular Restroom Sing-a-Long Songs