On Satire Bits: Vol. 38

Mid-week has brought a change in Cincinnati weather. Then again, it’s still mild.   And yes – I delivered the report to the client on time!  But now, I have to get caught up on some housework.

Let’s get on to the mid-week dose of satire. Any favorites?

Obese Salmon Unable to Swim Upstream to Spawn

Wild Fall-Break Parties Pose Risks for College Students

Back of Library Smells Like Weed

Nation did not see Mark Walberg’s Sex Change Coming

Dripping Wet 7-year-old boards Hotel Elevator

Thousands of Americans Trapped in Animal Horders Marathon

Co-workers Girlfriend not as Pretty as Expected

Everyone in Improv Troupe Balding

Report: Majority of Americans Stopped Paying Attention Several Words Ago

Personal Trainer Makes Area Man do Humiliating Little Show for Entire Gym

Music Album: The 25 Most Popular Restroom Sing-a-Long Songs