On Satire Bits: Vol. 39

Colder temperatures found their way into Cincinnati. Then again, it matches the holiday season.  Tuesday night we celebrated by visiting a drive-through holiday lights at Pyramid Hill Sculpture Park. (Do you recall my visit there?) Very well done and we had wonderful company along.

On to the mid-week dose of satire from The Onion. Besides wanting to know your favorite, here’s a challenge – use the headlines below to create a new headline. Yep, let your creativity use 2 or 3 headlines to share with everyone. Hopefully Curmudgeon-At-Large will stop by to lead the way. (It was Mudge’s idea!)

Have a good rest of the week!

Scientists Combine 20 Tiny Dogs to make Reasonably-Sized Dog

Male Marsh Wren Chirping his Balls off to Attract Mate

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Died in Cretaceous Period Hospice

Candlelight Vigilante Take Commemorating into Own Hands

Blender Let On to Keep Cat Company

Latest Study Finds Cancer Cells Cruelly Mocking Researchers

Kangaroo Decides He’ll Get There Faster by Running

Coworkers Hastily Leaves Break Room

Cactus Scientists Recommend Drinking 8 Cups of Water per Year

Mood in Car Turns Grim after Dad Misses Exit