How’s your week going? We have some chaos trying to determine when family gathering. Meanwhile, plans for my holiday party here on the 24th are going well.
Given the hectic nature that a holiday week can bring, I’ve gone to The Onion’s archives to search for some holiday satire treasures. Any favorites?
Sitcom Characters Still in Shock after Christmas Episode proves Existence of Santa Claus
Businessman Goes Home for Holidays to Network with Family
Santa Signs Legislation to Help Special-Want Children
Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas
Department-store Santa Told to Push Chinaware
Christmas Newsletter Makes No Mention of the Twins
John Travolta-Oliva Newton John Christmas Album Plunges Nation into Double-dip Recession
Elf Finger Found in Box of Keebler Cookies
Family Forced to Discontinue Print Edition of Christmas Newsletter
Wealthy Deprived of True Meaning of Christmas