On Satire Bits: Vol. 40 – The Christmas Edition

How’s your week going? We have some chaos trying to determine when family gathering. Meanwhile, plans for my holiday party here on the 24th are going well.

Given the hectic nature that a holiday week can bring, I’ve gone to The Onion’s archives to search for some holiday satire treasures. Any favorites?

Sitcom Characters Still in Shock after Christmas Episode proves Existence of Santa Claus

Businessman Goes Home for Holidays to Network with Family

Santa Signs Legislation to Help Special-Want Children

Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas

Department-store Santa Told to Push Chinaware

Christmas Newsletter Makes No Mention of the Twins

John Travolta-Oliva Newton John Christmas Album Plunges Nation into Double-dip Recession

Elf Finger Found in Box of Keebler Cookies

Family Forced to Discontinue Print Edition of Christmas Newsletter

Wealthy Deprived of True Meaning of Christmas