I know, I know … I said I was taking a break, and I really am – BUT, with the Super Bowl this coming weekend, I couldn’t resist dipping into The Onion’s archives for some related headlines – or as I like to think – here’s some Onion Dip for your Super Bowl party.
For my non-US readers, the Super Bowl is one of the most-watched television events as many people gather for parties – thus the prices for commercials are quite expensive. Actually, the commercials will get considerable discussion – thus the inclusion of a video.
The game itself will be the first ever Super Bowl involving each team (San Francisco and Baltimore) coached by two brothers. Will you be attending a Super Bowl party?
No need to combine any headlines, so do you have a favorite from the list below? Meanwhile, this time for sure, no more new posts from me during my break … but I’ll reply here … well, for a little …. and I really do mean it this time – I’m taking a break.
NFL coaches admit having to punt sucks
ESPN shows family film of young Harbaugh brothers coaching together in backyard
Two dogs from same litter to coach 2013 Puppy Bowl
Pre-game coin toss makes player realize randomness of life
John Madden eats RV
Referee frustrated over number of commercials shown in replay booth
Super Bowl matchup rekindles smoldering resentment of San Francisco-Baltimore war of 1877
NFL player works out often
Commissioner proposes eliminating ball from NFL
Referee disallows touchdown after dropping ball handed to him by player
Mothers of NFL players concerned about binge drinking on bottom of pile
Area man thinking up funny things to say at Super Bowl party
Voices in headset calling coach “Idiot”
Hungry defense feeds on crowd
Super Bowl Party Tip: Pre-soak Doritos in beer