It’s mid-week, so how’s your week going? Do you anticipate the rest of the week being better, worse, or the same?
Courtesy of The Onion, here’s a bit of mid-week satire to boost your week. Which is your favorite?
For those who enjoy a creative challenge, take the information in the headlines (and only in the headlines) to make a new headline.
Scientist debut smug robot that can run a half marathon and brag about it
38-year old little boy posts picture of fast car he likes on Facebook
Dad holds Best Buy salesperson’s feet to fire with questions about HDTV compatibility
Neighborhood flocks to coffee shop bulletin board to read about fun, upcoming events
US Treasury cowboy claims “something done spooked the economy”
Pet dog almost like disgusting family member
Annual teeth cleaning reveals three previously unnoticed rows of teeth
Psychiatrists warn nation’s used car salesmen going insane, practically giving cars away
Army commander depressed after reading Facebook comment on latest raid
Mother who forgot to pay 29-year-old son’s phone bill reminded to really be careful about that
Career spider unsure if she’s ready to for 3,000 children
New Balance releases “Laces Only” minimalist running shoe
My combo: New Balance salesman holds family’s feet to fire