Many thanks to everyone for all the comments regarding our 36th anniversary. We just returned from dinner at Seasons 52, a grill-based restaurant chain that is new to both Cincinnati and Ohio. Given our first exposure to them, it was a thumbs up from us on this night.
Time for a mid-week dose of satire to propel everyone toward Friday. Which is your favorite?
For those wanting an extra challenge, use the information in the headlines (and only the info) to develop your own satirical headline. My combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week!
NASA searches for planet capable of supporting NASA
Roommate food pyramid updated to include 4 servings of someone else’s grains & cereal per day
22-year old gets job at website
Entire community stops to watch man struggling to work window blinds
Area man informed he has gotten haircut
Energy pointlessly kept closer
Divorced father waving up a storm for daughter
Bob makes sure apology was more insulting than original comment
Six year old slowed down her Mississippi’s upon request
Mechanic simultaneously replaced sparkplugs and held conversation without taking cigarette out of mouth
LA traveler stuck in traffic dreamed about being stuck in traffic in flying car
Huffington Post complete 63 million page “Where are they Now” slideshow of every celebrity ever
My combination: LA Mechanic simultaneously replaced sparkplugs and frantically waved for daughter while stuck in traffic