How has your week gone so far?
We were supposed to start our golf league tonight. I was on the fourth hole when the sky darkened and delivered a good bit of water. My wife’s league never got to the first tee. Oh well, we hope to have better luck next week.
Before we move on to this week’s satire bits, a reminded that the next post will be Time: The Musical – Act 2. The theme of this act is a specific time in the title, so come prepared to share!
On to the satire give you the extra energy to propel you toward the weekend. For those that like the extra challenge, use the information in this headlines (and only this headlines) to create your own combination headline. Mine is located at the end of this list.
Enjoy – and have a good rest of the week.
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Report: 96% of nation’s smut consumed by filthiest 1%
Man brings visiting parents into office to meet coworkers who can’t stand him
Area man’s knee making weird sound
Co-worker brought to place of unthinkable intimacy by team-building exercise
PR firm advises US to cut ties with Alabama
Doomed rabbit to teach 8-year old responsibility
Couple going at it like tied, sexually incompetent rabbits
22-year old get job at website
Congressional high priests concocts farm subsidy bill in legislative cauldron
Study reveals conditions in women’s prison deplorably unsexy
Man didn’t expect sex with prostitute would be so sexually fulfilling
College roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed
My Combination: Eight-year-old rabbit teaches sexually incompetent Alabama
