Happy Mid-week. As last weekend fades away, the light of next week is getting closer.
The first part of the week brought Cincinnati good weather, but we are expecting rain Tuesday night into Wednesday morning followed by cooler temperatures. Oh well … that’s spring.
Unlike last week, our first night for golf league went rain free. Given the first full round of the year, I was happy the way I played.
Alright now – on to the mid-week dose of satire. Which is your favorite? For those wanting the extra challenge, use the information in only these headlines to form your own satirical combination. Mine is at the end of the list.
If you need more satire, Cayman (a visitor here) did his own version of headlines in this recent post. Tell him I sent you.
Have a good rest of the week!
Loyal driveway patiently waiting for wonder to return from work
Man trapped in art museum says, “Art imitates life, life imitates art”
Burger King Twitter hack forces followers to survive without constant stream of BK information
Seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach in time
Man not sure he’s dynamic enough to work at local marketing firm
UN aid workers distributing food to malnourished KFC customers
Proud species commits suicide rather than being driven to extinction by humans
Middle-aged banana panics upon finding brown spot
240 killed in stampede after bucketful of Oscars dumped on stage
Johnny Depp now completely made of scarves and bracelets
Picture at party comes out great
Woman rushed into cosmetic surgery with 8 glaring flaws
My Combo: Woman commits suicide after rushing Johnny Depp with diarrhea