On Satire Bits: Vol. 52

Happy Mid-week. As last weekend fades away, the light of next week is getting closer.

The first part of the week brought Cincinnati good weather, but we are expecting rain Tuesday night into Wednesday morning followed by cooler temperatures. Oh well … that’s spring.

Unlike last week, our first night for golf league went rain free. Given the first full round of the year, I was happy the way I played.

Alright now – on to the mid-week dose of satire. Which is your favorite? For those wanting the extra challenge, use the information in only these headlines to form your own satirical combination. Mine is at the end of the list.

If you need more satire, Cayman (a visitor here) did his own version of headlines in this recent post. Tell him I sent you.

Have a good rest of the week!

Loyal driveway patiently waiting for wonder to return from work

Man trapped in art museum says, β€œArt imitates life, life imitates art”

Burger King Twitter hack forces followers to survive without constant stream of BK information

Seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach in time

Man not sure he’s dynamic enough to work at local marketing firm

UN aid workers distributing food to malnourished KFC customers

Proud species commits suicide rather than being driven to extinction by humans

Middle-aged banana panics upon finding brown spot

240 killed in stampede after bucketful of Oscars dumped on stage

Johnny Depp now completely made of scarves and bracelets

Picture at party comes out great

Woman rushed into cosmetic surgery with 8 glaring flaws

My Combo: Woman commits suicide after rushing Johnny Depp with diarrhea

53 thoughts on “On Satire Bits: Vol. 52

  1. I’m not going to go with a combo this time. I wouldn’t want to shock you again. So I’ll just go with this one: “Seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach in time.”

    And, I’ll share a fun fact to know and tell — birds do not have large intestines which is why they poop so much. Some bloggers have no large intestines either, but they manage to not decorate the furniture.

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    • Val,
      That’s it …. the seagull delivering answers for anyone who gets diarrhea from eating at BK!

      Yep – the golf round was surprisingly steady – thus unexpected early in the season – but I also know that it can come and go very quickly.

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  3. Seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach on time! Love it! Gave me my first laugh of the day. Can’t do much better than that.

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  4. Always love my dose of mid-week satire! And here’s my dose of mid-week creativity:
    “Middle-aged man trapped in Burger King panics, wonders how to survive without bucketful of KFC”

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  5. This title, ‘Burger King Twitter hack forces followers to survive without constant stream of BK information’, is absolutely scarcastic and wonderfully funny. You always put me in a good mood when I read your post Frank πŸ™‚

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