It’s mid-week and I just came off a lousy round on the golf course. On the plus side, the weather and the company were wonderful.
How’s your first part of your week going? Hopefully, this boost of satire will send you toward the weekend with positive vibes. Any favorites?
For those wanting the extra challenge, use the information in these headlines (and only these headlines) to form your new combination headline. Have a good rest of the week.
Company lacks manpower to complete latest round of layoffs
Area man panics after “liking” 381 of his ex-girlfriend’s Facebook photos
Website humiliates itself
Talk of crackers makes local thirsty
Report: Chinese third-graders falling behind US high school students in science and math
Inspirational teacher cancelled out by every other teacher at school
Retired pope vows to continue drawing “Papalpuss” comic strip
Community mourns death of beloved drunk driver
Danica Patrick flood with fan mail from nation’s inspired girl
Nostalgic warden has seen 3 generations of family come through the prison
Obnoxious friend won’t stop attaining major life milestones
Child who just lost balloon begins lifelong battle with depression
My Combo: Retired Pope vows to talk crackers with Danica Patrick