How has your week?
As storms pounded the central US this week, I recall this conversation with a long-time friend. He lives near Oklahoma City, so he deals with his share of tornadoes. I asked him if he ever gets used to them, and he strongly replied, “Never!”
I’ve had a busy week doing some needed things around the house. I a run-around as trying to fix my weed whacker is taking too much time. Toss in mediocre golf and only being able to visit a few bloggers, YUK!
In other words, I need a midweek dose of satire to energize the rest of the week. Which is your favorite? For those desiring to try your own combo, use the information for the headlines below (and only that information) to make a new headline. My combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week!
Freezing coatless woman has decided it is spring
Physicists confirm they have found and killed the God Particle
Amputee inspires others not to lose limbs
Jessica Simpson goes on tour to promote the novel she read
Mom hasn’t ordered favorite pizza topping in over a decade
Stars of cancelled show terrified fans will raise money for movie
Website’s new layout feels like deepest betrayal
Old refrigerator unable to control when it releases water
South Carolina defends right to fly Hardee’s flag from state capitol
Man wishes computer could do thing it already can do
Course sponge excited to join Smith family dishwashing team
Report: Saxophone still an OK vehicle for self-expression
My Combo: Jessica Simpson inspires fans by finding God Particle in Saxophone