The commercial above makes me laugh. The first time I saw it I knew it was a “must use” with my mid-week dose of satire. Did you enjoy it?
Because Monday’s plans met the unexpected, I skipped posting yesterday. As many of you know, “not posting” doesn’t happen very often. Meanwhile, the past few days has brought comfortably warm, low humidity with breezes delivering a sense of coolness. Simply wonderful. For whatever reason, the golf game was much better form than the past three weeks.
On to our mid-week dose of satire. Those up to the challenge, make your own satirical headlines from the information below (and only that information). If not, that’s OK. Any favorites? My combo is a the end. Have a good rest of the week.
Everyone on flight annoyed by screaming Kid Rock
Becoming Red Robin “Burger Daddy” literally area man’s only way into woman’s heart
Co-workers with fluorescent bike vest treats office to fantastic light show
Future Christian Drinking and doing drugs thinking it’s one big joke
Website’s new layout feels like deepest betrayal
What should have been waffles eaten for breakfast
Local man knows he moved to city for something, but can’t remember what
Former tenant getting some pretty-urgent letters the last three weeks
Weekend encounter with co-worker never acknowledged
New study finds nothing that will actually convince you to change your lifestyle, so just forget it
Middle-aged funeral director buys flashy red hearse
USDA rolls out new school brunch program for wealthier school districts
My Combo: Red Robin’s “Burger Daddy” betrays local funeral director by buying flashy red hearse for Kid Rock’s lifestyle change