On Satire Bits: Vol. 58

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The commercial above makes me laugh. The first time I saw it I knew it was a “must use” with my mid-week dose of satire. Did you enjoy it?

Because Monday’s plans met the unexpected, I skipped posting yesterday. As many of you know, “not posting” doesn’t happen very often. Meanwhile, the past few days has brought comfortably warm, low humidity with breezes delivering a sense of coolness. Simply wonderful. For whatever reason, the golf game was much better form than the past three weeks.

On to our mid-week dose of satire. Those up to the challenge, make your own satirical headlines from the information below (and only that information). If not, that’s OK. Any favorites? My combo is a the end. Have a good rest of the week.

Everyone on flight annoyed by screaming Kid Rock

Becoming Red Robin “Burger Daddy” literally area man’s only way into woman’s heart

Co-workers with fluorescent bike vest treats office to fantastic light show

Future Christian Drinking and doing drugs thinking it’s one big joke

Website’s new layout feels like deepest betrayal

What should have been waffles eaten for breakfast

Local man knows he moved to city for something, but can’t remember what

Former tenant getting some pretty-urgent letters the last three weeks

Weekend encounter with co-worker never acknowledged

New study finds nothing that will actually convince you to change your lifestyle, so just forget it

Middle-aged funeral director buys flashy red hearse

USDA rolls out new school brunch program for wealthier school districts

My Combo: Red Robin’s “Burger Daddy” betrays local funeral director by buying flashy red hearse for Kid Rock’s lifestyle change