How’s your week going?
Hot and muggy is still in the Ohio Valley, and will be for a few more days. Needless to say, it was hot playing golf today, but I keep my fluids up for my mediocre golf scores. I hope my consistency returns!
Below is your mid-week dose of satire. Any favorites? For those desiring a challenge, make your own combination by using the information in the headlines. My combo is at the end.
FYI: I hope to announce (on Friday) the next act of Time: The Musical. Meanwhile, have a good rest of the week.
Man does good job getting drunk
Woman gets Google alert for Kevin Costner
70% of world’s population could use all-star benefit concert
Desperate mom okays male babysitter
25-year-old’s biggest dream still being popular high school student
Dude with knit hat at party calls beer “Libations”
Web series reaches 100 views
Restaurant’s extreme burger challenge moved down to regular menu
Uncle Ben’s to compete against Apple with brand of new Smartphone
Grapes ‘big hit” at area picnic
Local airhead wants to work with kids
Husband, wife have conflicting ideas about what constitute healthy sex life
My Combo: 70% of local airheads get drunk on grapes at restaurant’s Extreme Uncle Ben’s Challenge fir healthy sex