How’s your week going?
Hot and muggy is still in the Ohio Valley, and will be for a few more days. Needless to say, it was hot playing golf today, but I keep my fluids up for my mediocre golf scores. I hope my consistency returns!
Below is your mid-week dose of satire. Any favorites? For those desiring a challenge, make your own combination by using the information in the headlines. My combo is at the end.
FYI: I hope to announce (on Friday) the next act of Time: The Musical. Meanwhile, have a good rest of the week.
Man does good job getting drunk
Woman gets Google alert for Kevin Costner
70% of world’s population could use all-star benefit concert
Desperate mom okays male babysitter
25-year-old’s biggest dream still being popular high school student
Dude with knit hat at party calls beer “Libations”
Web series reaches 100 views
Restaurant’s extreme burger challenge moved down to regular menu
Uncle Ben’s to compete against Apple with brand of new Smartphone
Grapes ‘big hit” at area picnic
Local airhead wants to work with kids
Husband, wife have conflicting ideas about what constitute healthy sex life
My Combo: 70% of local airheads get drunk on grapes at restaurant’s Extreme Uncle Ben’s Challenge fir healthy sex
A Frank Angle 
Dude with knit hat does good job of getting drunk on what he calls “libations”.
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LouAnn,
You set the trend as knit cat guy seems popular!
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can’t resist a guy in a hat
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I like the new header, Frank. It’s very hot and summery, although we’ve had lots of rain recently. What’s going on here?! It doesn’t rain in California? My fav is 70% of the World Population needing a benefit concert. I think this is actually probably truthful!
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Bumble,
You hit the very reason I picked this header. Rainy in California in the summer? …. are you dreaming? 😉 Meanwhile, sadly for this one, but good satire seems real.
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Local airhead wants to work with dude with knit hat…
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Cathy,
LOL … a lot of truth in that one!
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It was hot humid hell here but since last two days it has been beautiful Monsoon has finally arrived, of course now it will be wet and water logged city for a long time
My Combo: Kids get Google alerts for airheads wanting to work with them
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Soma,
Compared to your humidity, I imagine mine is more like a desert … and I can’t imagine monsoon season. Meanwhile …. LOL on the kids taking advantage of the airheads. 😀
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Google to alert 70% of Web: Kevin Costner gets healthy sex life with brand new male babysitter.
Dude could use Smartphone at picnic area to constitute benefit for world’s views of drunk population.
Desperate 25-year-old Woman reaches 100 Libations, still popular at high school party.
All star concert does good job to compete against Uncle Ben’s kids.
Man with biggest grapes getting hit with conflicting dream series: Being with regular airhead wife/extreme beer-burger challenge
*grins*
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Red,
Oh my gosh … you were on a roll. Here’s my combo from my two favorites of yours: Man with biggest grapes reaches 100 libations.
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Love it!
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I think the Costner one is a last roll of the dice for him Frank
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GFB,
Interestingly, I recently saw a report about Costner taking batting practice with a baseball team. So with that and The Onion headline, he’s ready for a comeback.
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25-year-old’s biggest dream getting drunk to compete against Apple at area picnic
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Bulldog,
Awesome … and very realistic!
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Your combo is hilarious, Frank!!!! 😆
Happy Wednesday!!!
🙂
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Marina,
Thanks for giving me a morning smile.
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Hot day with a crazy wind of the Black Sea! But everything is fine… It is nice to read you always… Thank you, have a nice day, love, nia
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Nia,
I recall that your summers are hot. Meanwhile, stay safe!
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Ouch! Having heard you talk about the smaller food portions you encountered on your trip to Italy, I feel your pain over the headline, “Restaurant’s extreme burger challenge moved down to regular menu.”
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Tim,
An extreme burger challenge is still a good thing, but on the regular menu? The place has lost credibility.
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Husband, wife have conflicting ideas about what constitute healthy sex life
Why is this satire?
Desperate mom okays 25-year-old’s biggest dream of good job getting drunk
We haven’t even hit three digits yet, summer doesn’t feel as if it is here. Like your new header Frank.
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Val,
Nothing like a supportive parent no matter the endeavor. The husband-wife is good satire because it is so real. Meanwhile, sorry to hear that your area is stuck in spring. 😉
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Wonder how many Ben’s are out there:)
Husband Ben’s biggest dream still about getting regular sex with Local airhead babysitter!
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Fasab,
With that headline, you earn the title of Demented. 😉
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LOL I reckon poor Ben is as well.
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I guess demented is high praise! 😉
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Probably a step up for me 🙂
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Dude with knit hat to compete against local airhead. Hot and muggy doesn’t sound very appealing, Frank.
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Sylvia,
Sounds like a competition that is meant to be … and hot and muggy definitely isn’t me.
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I love the new header, too, Frank. And I’ll go with the 70%!
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Elyse,
Time for Bono to set up for the 70% … and thanks for the header props.
…. and I can’t resist this for you and your office workers.
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That ad cracks me up, too. Thanks!
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🙂
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Woman getting drunk reaches 100 views
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TBM,
Oh my my … and one must wonder what will happen at the other milestones.
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Let me try…
Drunk man googles alert woman at concert about her 100 libations. Ben’s sex life in high school was not on the menu this time. Check the Kid’s Menu.
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Jim,
Good job of stepping into the arena! 🙂 Great take on the menu.
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I know how you feel. I just broke 100 for the third time ever the other day (93, whoop!) and it’s hotter than the blazes here in Florida. Keep yourself hydrated! The course is calling!
Alright, time for my crack at the combo.
Desperate Mom Okays Local Airhead to Work With Kids. 70% of Grapes Used for Libations, Husband and Wife have Conflicting Ideas as to if he Did a Good Job Getting Drunk.
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Peter,
Thankfully, our humidity is not as bad as in the south, but it’s still outside of my comfort zone.
Your combos work! That a way!!!! Meanwhile … keep swinging!
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It’s so hot here its unbearable. I just hope your week is going well my friend. And this one “Web series reaches 100 views” made me smirk. The web series must be very bad lol
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Kay,
A sad series indeed. Meanwhile, the week is going well … and I hope yours is going well, too!
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Oh Frank, I was just on the phone with my sister and she asked me if I’d seen the Geico Camel Hump Day commercial (I hadn’t). It is as funny as she said. I liked your line-up in your post, but the posting of this video is my favorite this week. I think I’ll go watch again. I need a good laugh. 🙂
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E-Tom,
I cracked up the first time I saw that commercial … thus have used it here more than once! Glad it made you smile.
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70% of world’s population could use all-star benefit concert–this was kind of an “ouch” more than funny, but it made me laugh at the truth of it! The others are all really good this week, too. My other favorite is, Dude with knit hat at party calls beer “Libations.”
Thank you for the Piano Guys version of “Over the Rainbow” earlier this week. I wanted a gift for my cousin following our great reunion weekend, and I had a CD of the “Guys” sent to her. When I heard it, I knew it was perfect. You get the credit! 🙂
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Debra,
I thought the same thing about the Ouch! …. and how can we not laugh at the dude in the knit cap. Are those worn in LA?
Hooray to me for leading you to a good gift! 😉
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Grapes “big hit” at local picnic was my favorite, but I too like the knit hat “Libation” guy. 🙂
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Weebs,
Knit hat guy is a big hit this week!
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Kevin Costner, ‘big hit’ at area picnic.
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Zannyro,
Wow … Kevin fallen down to making personal appearance at picnics!
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I know!! What a sad point of his career.
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