Interesting how the western US stuck in a very hot heat wave while the eastern US deals with rain and thunderstorms. Meanwhile, most Americans are looking forward to Thursday’s holiday. Do you have any plans?
On to the mid-week dose of satire. Any favorites? For the adventurous, try making your own satirical headline by using the information from the headlines below. My combo is below the headlines.
Have a good rest of the week, and I will be posting tomorrow.
Grad student destroys takeout menu
Female friends spend raucous night validating each other
Man invisible on Gchat observes world from impregnable perch
Dollar Tree CEO unveils long-rumored foil baking pan
Street musician’s mother really on his case about practicing his buckets
Man feels sense of triumph after completing free frozen yogurt punchcard
Lifeguard hopes to make up for last summer
Nation gathers around man trying to parallel park
Couple sits peacefully on porch for 20 minutes before realizing boredom
Scientists discover 90% of Earth’s atmosphere made of thoughts and prayers
Man on cusp of having fun suddenly remembers every one of his responsibilities
Study: 83% of gamblers quit right before they would have one the big one
My Combo: Street musician spends raucous night trying to parallel park in order to observe free frozen yogurt menu