On Satire Bits: Vol. 62

Interesting how the western US stuck in a very hot heat wave while the eastern US deals with rain and thunderstorms. Meanwhile, most Americans are looking forward to Thursday’s holiday. Do you have any plans?

On to the mid-week dose of satire. Any favorites? For the adventurous, try making your own satirical headline by using the information from the headlines below. My combo is below the headlines.

Have a good rest of the week, and I will be posting tomorrow.

Grad student destroys takeout menu

Female friends spend raucous night validating each other

Man invisible on Gchat observes world from impregnable perch

Dollar Tree CEO unveils long-rumored foil baking pan

Street musician’s mother really on his case about practicing his buckets

Man feels sense of triumph after completing free frozen yogurt punchcard

Lifeguard hopes to make up for last summer

Nation gathers around man trying to parallel park

Couple sits peacefully on porch for 20 minutes before realizing boredom

Scientists discover 90% of Earth’s atmosphere made of thoughts and prayers

Man on cusp of having fun suddenly remembers every one of his responsibilities

Study: 83% of gamblers quit right before they would have one the big one

My Combo:  Street musician spends raucous night trying to parallel park in order to observe free frozen yogurt menu