On Satire Bits: Vol. 65

Wednesday is National Tequila Day – thus a day I suspect Guapo will celebrate.

How is your week going so far? Storms rolled through our area, which cancelled golf. Hopefully less humid air is behind the front.

Tuesday was Gorgeous Grandma Day. Have you seen this lady?

Time for our mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. If I would have thought of it earlier, I would have featured grandma or tequila satire – but no such luck. Any favorites? As usual, for those desiring an extra challenge, feel free to use the information below to make your own original headline. Mine is at the end of the list. Have a good rest of the week!

Woman proud of horrible tan

Milk rushing through jug handle having the time of its life

Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music

Doctors days grandiose delusion of own self-importance only think keeping CEO alive

Undertaker’s last few embalming before summer vacation always a little sloppy

Scientists find link between level of patheticness and speed of email responses

8-year old surprises Marine dad during firefight in Afghanistan

Serious worker puts headphones one to focus on sandwich

MIT scientists create robot capable of feeling lust

Report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you

My Combo: MIT scientist create robot capable horrible tan and lusting at Eminem