Wednesday is National Tequila Day – thus a day I suspect Guapo will celebrate.
How is your week going so far? Storms rolled through our area, which cancelled golf. Hopefully less humid air is behind the front.
Tuesday was Gorgeous Grandma Day. Have you seen this lady?
Time for our mid-week dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. If I would have thought of it earlier, I would have featured grandma or tequila satire – but no such luck. Any favorites? As usual, for those desiring an extra challenge, feel free to use the information below to make your own original headline. Mine is at the end of the list. Have a good rest of the week!
Woman proud of horrible tan
Milk rushing through jug handle having the time of its life
Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music
Doctors days grandiose delusion of own self-importance only think keeping CEO alive
Undertaker’s last few embalming before summer vacation always a little sloppy
Scientists find link between level of patheticness and speed of email responses
8-year old surprises Marine dad during firefight in Afghanistan
Serious worker puts headphones one to focus on sandwich
MIT scientists create robot capable of feeling lust
Report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you
My Combo: MIT scientist create robot capable horrible tan and lusting at Eminem
A Frank Angle 
Cool Gma’!
LOL on: Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music
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RoSy,
Grandma has received a lot of press of late, but what the heck, maybe someone hadn’t seen her. Meanwhile, Eminem is a hit here with this post!
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I agree with RoSy — Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music
And I love that grandma.
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Elyse,
Probably something Eminem never imaged.
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Every day should be Gorgeous Grandma day!
Of course, every day should be tequila day too…
Man rushes through sandwich feeling lust.
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Guapo,
I knew you would appreciate National Tequila Day! Meanwhile, the man has got to do what a man has to do.
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Saw the clip of the grandma on the news yesterday. What a hoot! Love the Eminem line from the Onion. I can hardly wait to see the Onion’s take on Anthony Weiner tomorrow. Yikes!
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E-Tom,
Glad you enjoyed seeing the grandma again. Nothing from The Onion yet, then again, he’s doing a good job on his own making an ass of himself. Meanwhile, hope all is well.
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That grandma is fantastic. I hope I have the beat like that when I’m that age. Then again, I’m not sure I have it now…
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Carrie,
An idea …. take up drumming, thus become known as the drumming author blogger doctor mom.
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Haha, yes, I should, because that title is just what I’m going for…
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🙂
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lol The Eminem one is so funny, and I do know a lot of musicians who would rather should keep their creations locked in a box hidden in Antarctic
oh the comfort and joy in knowing there may be people in air ducts looking, listening in on us…
loved your Combo 🙂
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Soma,
Eminem is the big winner today! Meanwhile, I imagine musicians don’t think about their lyrics coming back on them. As far as the person in your air ducts, look at what they must do to stay dry!
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“Scientists create robot capable of embalming surprises.” On a much lighter note…I’m going to take “Gorgeous Grandma Day” and just run with it! I did see this drumming grandma on the news yesterday and thought she was just great. I wondered how her apartment neighbors are going to enjoy the drums she’s been given as a gift! 🙂
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Debra,
Good creation! .. and I wouldn’t like a drummer as a neighbor – then again, it could be better than the two dogs who love to bark that I have now.
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Eminem terrified as daughter begins grandiose delusion of own self-importance only capable of feeling lust raised on his music.
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Bulldog,
Outstanding adding to this week!!! You have set a high bar for others.
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8-year old with horrible tan surprises Marine dad, who has a delusion of own self-importance, with sloppy Eminem sandwich and milk.
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Frank,
Now that’s a good one. Very well done!
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Thanks!
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That grandma is AMAZING Frank. I want to be like her when I am her age 🙂
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Colline,
Can you play drums now? If not, she’s a reason to learn!
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No, I don’t play. But I would like to be as energetic as her and not worry that my age should prevent me from doing what I enjoy 🙂
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Amen to that thought!
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I absolutely love the Grandma video. I think my mom needs a new hobby. 🙂 The neighbours would really appreciate it I’m sure.
“Eight-year-old horrible tan, always a little sloppy on sandwich.” Yuck!!
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Sylvia,
And, if I recall, your mom is far enough away that you can’t hear her playing or her neighbors yelling! Agree …. a sandwich of old tan would seem to be lousy … probably too bitter.
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I saw this grandma drummer on the news the other day and I was just smiling thinking ” Go Grandma.. work it” lol. Love that video.
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Kay,
Grandma definitely gets the “you go girl” cheer!
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Since I’m at The Grind, Frank, I’ll have to watch the video when I’m home, but judging from the comments, you’ve posted yet another winner. You do have excellent video taste!
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Lame,
Well thank you for the kind words. It’s simple, but it does bring a smile!
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Finally watched the video. It was great!
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Glad it was worth the wait!
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Undertaker’s delusion of own self-importance link between level of patheticness and of feeling lust to focus on sandwich.
Happy Wednesday, Frank!
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Marina,
LMAO … Very, very good … Congrats on one of the very best additions of the day!
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🙂
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hahaaha loved this. Wish I got it
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Hey hey Rachael … you are back on the scene! Good to see you and glad you enjoyed this.
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Wow! Granny rocked the house!
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Hood,
Absolutely … and she loves it!
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I love ‘rocking’ grannies. She’s fantastic.
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Renee,
I know many of already seen her, but it was timely.
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Frank,
Grandma was great. Look at her, twirling those sticks! Happy Tequila day to you! I had no idea. I think my favorite is the one about the embalmer. It’s just so strange.
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Bumble,
Gotta love grandma drumming away … she enjoys it and has done it for many years. Must be a passion. Guap will drink tequila for both of us. Thanks for your fav!
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“Report: 1 in 5 air ducts contains person looking, listening in on you.”
I needed to know that!
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Tim,
I aim to keep readers informed.
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Haha I like the idea of someone in the air ducts 20% of the time. The link between patheticness and email response time is also funny…sometimes I stall just so I don’t look like such a loser for responding right away…
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But Me,
Welcome first-time commenter. This is a friendly and respectful place, so response time doesn’t matter. Good choices as favs!
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Thank you I am glad I won’t be judged!
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Better late than never 🙂
Marine in Afghanistan having the time of his life dating robot
Scientists find link between Milk jug and sandwich
Undertaker’s embalming speed surprises terrified robot
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Fasab,
Thanks for the multiple combos … and all are very good!
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Frank, my husband shared this video with me (multiple times!) and found it hilarious. I find it inspiring. My mother turned 90 this week – go, gray power!
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Lynn,
Gotta love the rockin’ grandma! … and she loves her drums!!!!
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an above-average crop of headlines. too hard to choose from many goodies.
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Rich,
And that’s OK.
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