How’s your week going so far? Did you celebrate Root Beer Float Day on Tuesday? I not, consider doing so in a belated fashion sometime this week.
I didn’t post yesterday because I didn’t have my post ready. So, at least I’m getting better about not panicking!
Let’s move on to your midweek dose of satire. Last week I threw readers for a loop when I used my own headlines about bloggers. Because I want to keep the element of surprise, this set returns to The Onion. However, I do have more ready to go about readers. 😀
Which of these is your favorite? For those desiring the extra challenge, make your own new headline from these headlines. My combo is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week!
Man calls trust fund savings
Zoo visitors watch mating rituals of ice cream shop staff
Logo of smiling cartoon toothbrush inspires confidence in local oral surgeon
Progressive charter school doesn’t have students
Not-so-important employee snatches best donut in box
Voice deepened for conversation with hardware store worker
Sigh of wet cement enough to prompt milkshake purchase
Wildman currently raging across Southern California
Weird-looking guy somehow manages to look normal in Facebook profile picture
Nation down to last 100 grown ups
My combo: Smiling toothbrush observes mating rituals of oral surgeon