On Satire Bits: Vol. 67

How’s your week going so far? Did you celebrate Root Beer Float Day on Tuesday? I not, consider doing so in a belated fashion sometime this week.

I didn’t post yesterday because I didn’t have my post ready. So, at least I’m getting better about not panicking!

Let’s move on to your midweek dose of satire. Last week I threw readers for a loop when I used my own headlines about bloggers. Because I want to keep the element of surprise, this set returns to The Onion. However, I do have more ready to go about readers. 😀

Which of these is your favorite? For those desiring the extra challenge, make your own new headline from these headlines. My combo is at the end.

Have a good rest of the week!

Man calls trust fund savings

Zoo visitors watch mating rituals of ice cream shop staff

Logo of smiling cartoon toothbrush inspires confidence in local oral surgeon

Progressive charter school doesn’t have students

Not-so-important employee snatches best donut in box

Voice deepened for conversation with hardware store worker

Sigh of wet cement enough to prompt milkshake purchase

Wildman currently raging across Southern California

Weird-looking guy somehow manages to look normal in Facebook profile picture

Nation down to last 100 grown ups

My combo: Smiling toothbrush observes mating rituals of oral surgeon