On Satire Bits: Vol. 69

Heat and humidity are creeping back into my area, plus we (unlike the southeastern US) could use a little rain. Nonetheless, my golf game is improving. Congratulations to my wife as she and her golf partner won their league for the second consecutive year.

Reminder that the next post is Time: The Musical – Act 6 featuring song with weekends, Saturday, Sunday, (or the plural forms) in the title.

It’s time for your midweek dose of satire. Which is your favorite? For those desiring the extra challenge, develop a combo from the these headlines. My combo is at the end of the list.

Report: Economy one speech away from recovery

Pit of Komodo dragons shocked to discover billionaire who owns them is just 26

Fans flock to Lollapolooza to see all the biggest brands

Politician spots young female aide …. and so it begins

Baby can already tell crib he’s in going to be recalled

Annual 6-sentence conversation with cousin goes smoothly

Man has never given a definitive Yes to any invitation he’s ever received

FBI offering $1 million reward for information on cheetahs

Soulmate uses different dating website

After three days of solid training, man gets pet parrot to say Shazbot

My Combo: Parrot gets politician in crib to say “Shazbot”

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43 thoughts on “On Satire Bits: Vol. 69

  1. The clouds just keep going over without a drop…but a lovely sunset and breeze this afternoon.
    Young female soulmate offers $1 million reward for information concerning any man actually accepting an invitation to band with Lollapoloozan Komodo dragons to make some 6 sentence speeches about parrots in recovery over training babies to crawl out of their cribs.
    (enjoy the golf!)

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  2. Pit of Komodo dragons shocked to discover baby can already tell soulmate uses different dating website.

    Congrats to your wife winning at golf! Frank, it’s been extremely humid in Northern California, mixed with smoke from nearby fires. It has not been pleasant.

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  3. FBI offering $1 million reward for Politician billionaire who owns dating website.
    Good to hear your golf is improving, seeing as your wife won her league for the second consecutive year, maybe you need to ask her for some pointers…lol

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    • Bulldog,
      Interestingly, last year we both of our teams one the league … and mine is in the hunt, but we still have about 6 weeks to go. Meanwhile, wealthy politicians are common, so it will be a tough one to track down.

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  4. G’morning sir. Golf is a fickle game. I’m glad you are getting better. Good for your wife. I am going out this morning for some cow pasture golf. It’s an old course right next to I-80.

    Here is my long headline…
    FBI $1 million goes to parrot who threw politician and female aide in Komodo dragon pit.

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  5. Man has never given a definitive Yes to FBI offering $1 million reward for information on annual 6-sentence conversation with cousin.

    Glad your golf is improving and congrats to your wife, Frank.

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  6. Well, congratulations to your wife for winning her tournament! That’s a great accomplishment. I like “Man has never given a definitive Yes to any invitation he’s ever received.” I need to learn this trick. I’ve been entirely overcommitted lately. Maybe if I didn’t answer in the affirmative, and with so much enthusiasm, I could regain a little balance! 🙂

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