Heat and humidity are creeping back into my area, plus we (unlike the southeastern US) could use a little rain. Nonetheless, my golf game is improving. Congratulations to my wife as she and her golf partner won their league for the second consecutive year.
Reminder that the next post is Time: The Musical – Act 6 featuring song with weekends, Saturday, Sunday, (or the plural forms) in the title.
It’s time for your midweek dose of satire. Which is your favorite? For those desiring the extra challenge, develop a combo from the these headlines. My combo is at the end of the list.
Report: Economy one speech away from recovery
Pit of Komodo dragons shocked to discover billionaire who owns them is just 26
Fans flock to Lollapolooza to see all the biggest brands
Politician spots young female aide …. and so it begins
Baby can already tell crib he’s in going to be recalled
Annual 6-sentence conversation with cousin goes smoothly
Man has never given a definitive Yes to any invitation he’s ever received
FBI offering $1 million reward for information on cheetahs
Soulmate uses different dating website
After three days of solid training, man gets pet parrot to say Shazbot
My Combo: Parrot gets politician in crib to say “Shazbot”
A Frank Angle 
FBI uses different dating site to find information on cheetahs
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LouAnn,
Gotta wonder that kind of cheetahs the FBI are really looking for.
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you just never know
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The clouds just keep going over without a drop…but a lovely sunset and breeze this afternoon.
Young female soulmate offers $1 million reward for information concerning any man actually accepting an invitation to band with Lollapoloozan Komodo dragons to make some 6 sentence speeches about parrots in recovery over training babies to crawl out of their cribs.
(enjoy the golf!)
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Mouse,
Wow … and to think about all the rain that has fallen not that far to the east!
Meanwhile, now there’s one impressive combo! Besides, the young female is loaded!!!!
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Komodo dragons shocked to discover man who owns them is a politician
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Soma,
Shocked … but surprisingly not suicidal.
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Pit of Komodo dragons shocked to discover baby can already tell soulmate uses different dating website.
Congrats to your wife winning at golf! Frank, it’s been extremely humid in Northern California, mixed with smoke from nearby fires. It has not been pleasant.
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Bumble,
The fires in the west are something … how close are fires to you?
Meanwhile, the dang Internet has become a pit of cultural decay.
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FBI offering $1 million reward for Politician billionaire who owns dating website.
Good to hear your golf is improving, seeing as your wife won her league for the second consecutive year, maybe you need to ask her for some pointers…lol
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Bulldog,
Interestingly, last year we both of our teams one the league … and mine is in the hunt, but we still have about 6 weeks to go. Meanwhile, wealthy politicians are common, so it will be a tough one to track down.
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Yours and the economy one are perfect!!! 🙂
My humble addition: Komodo dragons, cheetahs and pet parrot shocked to discover FBI uses different dating website.
Happy Wednesday, Frank!
🙂
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Congrats to your wife!!!! 🙂 Well done!
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She’ll appreciate the congrats!
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Marina,
The web obviously has dating websites for anything and anyone!
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😆
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Congratulations to both you and your wife.
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Shimon,
Thank you … and I hope all is well with you.
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Komodo dragon is Lollapolooza soulmate.
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TBM,
Komodo dragons are quite a social species.
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G’morning sir. Golf is a fickle game. I’m glad you are getting better. Good for your wife. I am going out this morning for some cow pasture golf. It’s an old course right next to I-80.
Here is my long headline…
FBI $1 million goes to parrot who threw politician and female aide in Komodo dragon pit.
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Jim,
Quite the fickle game … last night I was +6 with two doubles. Meanwhile, cheers to the parrot!
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Ah yes…well there is always next time. The game teases and lures us into thinking ‘If only …’
Today I shall NOT try to hit the ball hard, just let the club do the work. I will report tomorrow with the music vid day.
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Go get ’em!
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Man has never given a definitive Yes to FBI offering $1 million reward for information on annual 6-sentence conversation with cousin.
Glad your golf is improving and congrats to your wife, Frank.
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Cathy,
And I’ve got the feeling the man still expects the reward money!
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Me too!
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🙂
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Congrats to your wife and to you 🙂 on your golf games. Now this line “Baby can already tell crib he’s in going to be recalled” hilarious lol
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Kay,
Good choice as a fav! But, be careful of LOL at the office.
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Congrats to The Right Angle!
Baby shocked at cheetah dating parrot.
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Guap,
Gotta wonder if the Feds would allow this … then again, it may become a states right issue.
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After three days Komodo dragons flock to young female cheetahs.
There are some funny rituals in the animal kingdom, Frank!
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Tom,
Wow … another cross breeding escapade. What is society coming too!
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billionaire offering $1 million reward for Politician who has given one definitive speech – ever!
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Fasab,
Oh my gosh …. winner winner chicken dinner. Fabulous!
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Well, congratulations to your wife for winning her tournament! That’s a great accomplishment. I like “Man has never given a definitive Yes to any invitation he’s ever received.” I need to learn this trick. I’ve been entirely overcommitted lately. Maybe if I didn’t answer in the affirmative, and with so much enthusiasm, I could regain a little balance! 🙂
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Debra,
I know what you mean. We have a weekend coming that has created total havoc on our schedule!
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I am that man Frank!
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GFB,
Lacking the definitive YES or getting the parrot to say Shazbot?
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Lacking the yes! Maybe
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kimodo dragons wins.
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Rich,
I’m sorry to say I don’t know any Komodo Dragon jokes to add.
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