A cool front pushed through our area, and the current temps and humidity are awesome. Needed rain didn’t happen, but wow … the current conditions are great for golf.
Reminder to readers that the next post is Time: The Musical featuring songs with hour(s) in the title. I hope you’re ready because curtain time is approaching.
On to the mid-week dose of satire. I created the headlines below about bloggers. Do you know any of these people? Submit your guesses in the comments, and then I’ll enter the answers later.
Shiner Bock Calms Local Woman’s Rage
Medical Professional Advises Self by Asking Outer Introvert to Seek Inner Extrovert’s Guidance
Writer Releases How to Influence People and Friends at Work based on actual life
Neighbors Seek Help for Blogger Proclaiming, It’s Never Too Hot in Texas
Crane Used to Move DC Area Woman’s Jewelry Box
Blogger Changes Real Name to P Diddy Pun Monster
A Frank Angle 
I got Alex, Carrie, Fraz (at Wombania), possibly Elyse and maybe Shouts Abyss and Zannyro.
(I’m betting I’m going to get in trouble for getting some wrong and missing some!)
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Guapo,
I can say that Alex and Carrie are in the list, but the others aren’t. Answers this evening before the curtain rises on Time: The Musical.
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Then Wombies must be Andro.
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Nope … now I wonder how many are out there.
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Rachael Black? Red?
There’s a whole Wombies community.
(All I know about them are “wine gums”.)
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Hmmmm … could be a bad headline by me …. this one is in India.
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I know the wombats through Andro, Rachael and Red. Here’s the site:
http://www.comics.wombania.com/
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Oh my my … wow!
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If there happens to be a trophy for getting only one correct, then CARRIE
would be my ticket to winning the plastic, gold spray-painted fruit bowl. I’ve got my acceptance speech here…somewhere…
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Jots,
Hello Portland! …. and yes, Carrie is in there and she doesn’t know it yet.
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Inner extrovert?? Outer introvert?? Was I coming or going? I’m afraid that one might be about me. I trust you to set me straight. 😆
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Archon,
I can say that one isn’t you, but it is one from my state …. plus you are on my future list.
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The Royal Cat line is true Frank
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GFB,
No question.
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I’m stumped…
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Bulldog,
Well now …. there’s one that I can’t believe you missed.
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Satire or not …. today Sweden is all geared up for yours Mr President. Only thing on TV just now. I think he has landed … I hope the Swedes tells him a thing or two about Syria. *smile
Have to read that Royal cat thing now. *smile
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Viveka,
I saw a report of him leaving the plane. Weather looks great … thus much better than the rain I encounter Sept 1st last year.
Meanwhile … hooray for Henrik’s recent win! … Now I have to visit Royal Cat’s home to see if you are there.
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Frank, I couldn’t find the article about the Royal Cat … so I have been there, When try to find the article I only landed on your post .. maybe you have the Royal Cat. ???? *smile
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Viveka,
Royal Cat is how a blogger references her cat … and I will lead you there in a few hours … so stop by in your morning as I will have the links then.
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Now .. I understand .. I thought it was article on the Onion. Thank you for clearing that issue for me. *smile
I will be back in morning, time for duvet in my corner of this fantastic world. *smile
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Oh no … not an article, but my Onion-like satire about a blogger …. you can see her response in the comments … see Philosopher Mouse.
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Frank, thanks …. you manage to get me all confused with that post. *smile – tomorrow night ice cream in NYC.
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Viveka,
LOL … that’s OK … nothing that a dose of Graeter’s can correct. 😀 …. I sure hope you enjoy it …. meanwhile, enjoy NYC!!!!
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“Crane Used to Move DC Area Woman’s Jewelry Box” wins hands down.
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Tim,
This blogger is a classic, but she hasn’t seen this yet.
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I figured Alex was one. I have no idea about the others. So, I will make one up.
Local bell ringer excited to appear on the Gong Show.
Probably kind of lame…
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Jim,
I can say Alex is one of them … and how did you know I enjoyed The Gong Show?
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Didn’t we all? It was a precursor to the Idol, Think You Can Dance, and Try This Stupid Stunt show genres. Real people thinking they were somehow special. Instead, they were amusing spectacles for the rest of us to watch.
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Interesting take on reality shows as I hadn’t thought about their connection to Chuck Barris Productions.
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I can’t come up with a single name, but the headlines are hilarious! I hope I’m reading some of these blogs, but if I’m not, I’m looking forward to finding out who they are!
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SDS,
Answers will go up this later today (probably late afternoon your time) … Meanwhile, who knows, you may appear on a future edition.
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We all got Carrie, I only know a couple of other Texas bloggers besides me and I don’t remember if they read you or not. My brain is not firing today, so I am stumped.
I do like your personal satire bits though.
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Val,
Interestingly … (and by accident) there are THREE Texans on this list! But there’s one that I’m surprised you missed. Answers later today.
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I am SO ready for tomorrow. I’ll betcha no one else will have my song. Betcha.
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Melanie,
Well …. now I’m anxious to see. So what song is it?
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Guess you’ll find out tomorrow.
🙂
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Dang it … you didn’t take the bait.
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I can be slow, but I’m not stooopid!
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LOL … oh well … I’ll have to wait.
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Oh, my, I’m late to the party. Guess that introvert one smacks of me, no? It’s SO much easier being extroverted online. Must be that whole lack-of-eye-contact and no-small-talk thing…
I’m having trouble coming up with the others. I wondered about Le Clown for the influencing people, but I’m not sure if you two have crossed paths. And maybe Philosopher Mouse for the Texas one? Very clever idea. I look forward to seeing the answers. Thanks for including me in the fun!
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Carrie,
Cheers for identifying yourself …. and Mouse is in the list, too (although she doesn’t know yet). Le Clown was in the last edition …. https://afrankangle.wordpress.com/2013/07/30/on-satire-bits-vol-66/
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Ah, yes, I see him there. 🙂
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Fitting, don’t you think!
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Very much so. 🙂
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Ah ha! I think I’ve figured out Shiner Bock and P Diddy. Very good 🙂
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Fasab,
And your ears are no longer itching!
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But I’m scratching my head about some of the others.
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Answers early this evening … but before the curtain going up on Act 7 of Time: The Musical.
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OK, I’ll try to tune in.
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Frank you are so clever (it’s got to be you hobby that rings so many bells)
One of the best blog games ever….seems like there should be an “award” for that. (RC is just so thrilled, she’s over looked the ordinary breakfast – so thanks!)
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Plebe,
Congratulations and I know I also received the Royal Paw Wave.
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Frank, you are clever like another commenter said. I have no clue who these belong too, but I would love to read this one “Royal Cat Refers to Owner as Food-Providing Plebe”
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Kay,
The Royal Cat blogger has seen this headline and acknowledge. She has an interesting style … and is kind and witty. I’ll display the answers with links on this post in a few hours.
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PS: You will be in a future edition. 😉
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SO glad the weather has cooled off for you all. Over the weekend, my mom said it was pretty hot in Lexington.
About these bloggers–I don’t think I know ANYONE! I’m not good at these things.
Hugs from Ecuador,
Kathy
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Kathy,
Because our paths cross, odds are good you know one … then again, check back in a few hours to see the answers … which I will list as a comment and link on the headlines.
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😆 even hippos get addicted to media nowadays!!!
…and how else would the Royal [or any really] cat see it’s owner!!!
Happy Wednesday, Frank!
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Marina,
Not only that, the blogger didn’t notice it was about him! … and you will be in a future edition!
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🙂 bet I won’t recognize me eithef!!! 😉
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Wombies – Deb?
This one sounds interesting: Blogger Changes Real Name to P Diddy Pun Monster
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RoSy,
The Wombies community is a big one, thus probably a bad headline …. but I was referring to someone in India. As far as P Diddy Pun Monster …. it’s fitting … and he has identified himself … answers to come.
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I think 1 – is Alex, 2 – Carrie ..and the last one is Bulldog!
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Hood,
Very good on those three … answers coming within the hour.
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Is bulldog the hippo photographer? 🙂 I wouldn’t mind a bit of a cool front here in Florida.
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Sylvia,
Yep … that’s Bulldog …. and he didn’t recognize himself! All answers coming within the hour.
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Here are the answers to bloggers … .and I will be providing links on the post very soon.
Alex, Carrie, Cathy, Rich, Soma, Val, Eleanor, Fasab, Philosopher Mouse, Bulldog
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i read them all, twice, then guessed – and i was (sadly) right! ha! excellent idea that i wish i had thought of. for. which. dammit. well done.
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Rich,
Your was one of the first I wrote long ago … but not this one … something about the Bates Motel (from a post long ago) … but then I recall the chapters of your life!
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you are the genius that is you. i bow to you and everyone who looks like you.
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Now that’s funny.
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it’s a good day.
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Very clever! But if I’m going to seriously consider, I need to get started earlier in the day! My poor tired brain doesn’t function that well after 9:00 pm! 🙂
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Debra,
Late-in-the-day thinking can be problematic … so that’s OK .. but I imagine who know some of these people.
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Great game, Frank! Thanks so much for including me. Just got back from Moab, so I’m late, but what a fun thing. I think Carrie was the easiest! I think you’re on to something here!
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Cathy,
Oh I forgot you were at Moab. Yours was a bit twisted. … and yes, Carrie was identified the most. Meanwhile, this is the second I’ve done, and at least two more to go.
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Love how they opened in a new tab, Frank. I visited a few. All great! 🙂
Love your satires.
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Noeleen,
These were fun to write … and I have more for the future … but I prefer to not announce when. Who knows .. you may appear in the future. 😉
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