Returning from blogging break is always a bit frantic. At least I know that I can’t read all the posts I missed, but I do want to reconnect!
Tonight was the last night of my golf league, but our team let an opportunity get away for first place. Oh well, because we didn’t play well, we didn’t deserve it.
It’s time for a midweek boost of satire from The Onion. For that extra challenge, feel free to make your own combo headline from the headlines below. Mine is at the end.
Have a good rest of the week!
Area panties in a bunch
Sorority raises money at local stable with bikini horse wash
Stuffed rabbit decided to make a life in restaurant booth where it was left
Local yak makes plea for greater understanding between sexes
Pierced tongue fails to make local woman less boring
Cat prepares for anal display in owner’s face
Masochist dog enjoys being walked around on leash while naked
New poll finds majority of Americans thought we’d live inside computers by now
Purchase of jeans ushers man into exclusive, ultra-cool subculture of jean-wearing Americans
Winning lottery numbers obvious in hindsight
My combo: Local yak wearing sorority panties and leash prepares for ultra-cool display to boring naked owner