The first half of the week deliver comfortable weather for Cincinnati. Then again, some rain is approaching, and Halloween forecast is for miserable. That also means I got another pass of the leaves done because rain and wind means more leaves will fall. Meanwhile, I hope your week is going well.
To send you into the Halloween headlines, (and many of you have probably seen this), but one has got to love this costume.
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Given Halloween, I dived into The Onion’s archives to see what I could find. For those who want to make their own spooky headline, make one from the words in these headlines. My combo is below, right before the holiday musical treat.
Haunted corn maze owner has another conversation with Zombie Number 2 about not touching
Solitary crow on fence post portending doom
Sexy nurse having trouble finding Halloween costume
In-the-know warn Halloween becoming overcommercialized
Haunted tape dispenser unsure how to demonstrate hauntedness
Costume of Rutherford B Hayes is top seller
Amount of Halloween candy down 15%
Trick-or-Treaters to be subject to random bag searches
Zombie nutritionist recommends all-brain diet
Mars might be haunted
My combo: Zombie nutritionist recommends haunted cow, solitary nurse, sexy crow, and Rutherford B. Hayes
… and for those you needing this holiday song from the past, bring on the Monster Mash. Have a good rest of the week.
A Frank Angle 
Sexy nurse recommends all-brain diet to demonstrate hauntedness. Hmm, makes sense to me… 🙂
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Carrie,
Absolutely makes total sense!!!!
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Halloween allows me to rediscover my inner slut, as opposed to my inner child which appears on a daily basis.
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Seashells,
Ah ha …. it’s true confessions time here on the blog … otherwise, I will take the high road and not same much.
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We’re expecting dreary weather, too – all the better for scary stories! (That baby stick figure is so cute!)
Haunted crow finding Halloween tape dispenser tops all brain tricks by Zombie nutritionists on Mars.
Other worldy for sure……
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Mouse,
Current forecast still has stormy weather for the tricksters … but as we know, forecasts are subject to change until the weather is here. …. and oh no … the Zombies are on Mars!
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Mars…hmmm NASA has posted some spooky messages from outer space. Posted the link. (Anything to get kids to discover the magic of science.)
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I’ll have to check it out. Many thanks!
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Haunted tape dispenser demostrates hauntedness by providing sexy nurse with halloween costume.
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Cathy,
Does this mean the sexy nurse’s nurses outfit is tape from the haunted dispenser? I may be able to imagine that one.
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Best part of Halloween this year? The Bengals in Miami! I will be wearing my orange and black!!!! Such appropriate colors;). Who Dey!!!
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Kimberley,
Certainly a different way of spending Halloween. Who Dey!!!! Reminder …. Bearcats play tonight on one of the ESPNs.
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Yes, ESPN 2. They play Memphis. ;). Tomorrow I am taking Peyton out for a belated bday dinner – we are going to a place with the NFL network so we can watch – at least – some of the Bengals game. Hopefully it will be on a tv – living in Bears country sort of sucks sometimes;). Who Dey!!
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Except in team cities, Thursday games are only on the NFL network … so maybe the sports bar will have it on in the corner.
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I know. I remember when cable did not exist. I do not have the nfl network. But I do know that sometimes the games are online – but that was a black out game, in a Sunday when the Bengals were sort of bungling a few years ago. In other words, I doubt it is online. But it is okay – that is what the sports bar is for! Actually Red Robin – so technically not a bar but kind of.
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We don’t have the NFL Network either, but hey … local TV will get it! Enjoy Red Robin … and I imagine your son loves the burgers!
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It is a bday tradition. He gets a free one – they have a bday club. This year, however, it will just be the two of us – since big guy is away at school. A first for us.
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That will be nice … and hey … as the one paying the bill, free is good!
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although the “sexy nurse” wins in my brain, rutherford b. hayes got the biggest physical reaction. therefore, if sexy nurse has initials IP, she can’t lose, not even dressed as the scarecrow on the fence.
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Rich,
IP as the sexy nurse is an interesting forecast.
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(head exploding) although it’s my contention that those “sexy (generic occupation)” costumes are annoying. if women want to dress that way, they should just dress that way and stop using halloween as an excuse to look like a cheap slut. they need to stand up for themselves and not settle for just one day a year. perhaps every thursday can be slut day.
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And now we know!
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Mars haunted by sexy nurse in candy corn costume and no brain.
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Jim,
A lot going on in that one … well done!
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Sexy nurse has another conversation with Zombie Number 2 about not touching. I had not seen that costume. I love that one! I hope you have a Happy Halloween despite the weather.
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Bumble,
Given the way nurses dress today, the sexy nurse outfit still lives on at Halloween.
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That one never goes out of style. Or, sexy anything…
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I’ll drink to that!
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Gotta love the Monster Mash – a personal fav! Thanks, Frank.
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Lynn,
I imagine Monster Mash will have a very long life.
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Nice to see Zombies thinking about their diets
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GFB,
One’s diet is a sign of one’s life.
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Haunted corn maze owner has In-the-know Sexy nurse becoming overcommercialized Zombie Number 2
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Bulldog,
Using the sexy nurse is big today …. and from brainy to no brains!
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Trick-or-Treaters unsure how to demonstrate on Mars, warn solitary crow becoming overcommercialized.
Happy Wednesday, Frank! 🙂
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Marina,
Trick-or-Treaters are now on Mars? Can’t it just be a getaway!
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The human race is a virus infecting the whole planetary system!!!
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Now there’s a powerful statement!
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I need more information on: “Costume of Rutherford B Hayes is top seller.”
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Tim,
Ask Costume Castle.
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Gotta love a zombie nutritionist–period! I can’t top your combo, I’m afraid. Also, I had seen the costume on CNN–pretty cool, isn’t it! Hope the rest of your week rocks, as well, Frank!
Hugs from Ecuador,
Kathy
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Kathy,
CNN is where I first saw this clip .. thus had to use it. Meanwhile, interesting how your comment appeared just as I was about to start with your current post. … Good Morning, Ecuador!
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I’m too busy laughing at some of those to come up with my own. My favorite: Solitary crow on fence post portending doom. It might have been a matter of timing as there IS a solitary crow sitting on the fence post outside the window right now. I wonder if he’s portending doom? lol!!
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Robin,
Oh my … so beware because as we know, timing is everything!!!!
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Here are a few for you Frank – hope you have a great Halloween! 😀
Rutherford B Hayes having trouble finding Sexy Zombie costume.
In-the-know Trick-or-Treaters warn about touching all-brain candy.
Costume of haunted Number 2 is top seller.
Zombie crow on fence post has another conversation with corn maze owner, unsure how to demonstrate doom.
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Alex,
Woo hoo … your wonderful effort must be due to the second cup kicking into high gear! Well done!!! ,,, Besides, now I can say “I’ll take Costume #2 for $200, Alex.”
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Nice to see you back in my inbox, Frank.
Here’s my attempt: Trick-or-Treaters to be subject to all-brain diet
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Elyse,
Glad problem solved …. and how did you know what we have to distribute?
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I just had a sick feeling about it, Frank!
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Love that little spooky cutie! “in the know trick or treaters, post Halloween candy to sexy nurse.”
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Sylvia,
The glowing outfit is a hoot …. and made by his dad! … and thanks for adding to the sexy nurse legend.
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Happy Halloween, Frank! (enjoyed reading the comments!)
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Hood,
Happy Halloween to you as well … and severe storms are still scheduled for tomorrow late afternoon and evening.
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Sexy zombi costume to be trouble portending doom to sexy nurse. (yes, another sexy nurse!)
Hope the storms don’t spoil it for the children! I am always just glad when Halloween is over, but I like to think the kids have a good time! 🙂
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Just realized I used sexy twice! Guess I like those costumes more than I thought I did. 🙂
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Debra,
Zombies and nurses are today’s big winners. Meanwhile, storms are still in the forecast. Although some communities have already rescheduled candy gathering, the forecast is subject to change.
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