How’s your week going so far? Between funeral expenses, a plumber, and car repairs, I’ve been on a spending free of the unwanted kind. Good news is that I got three good hours of volunteering in this week.
Time: The Musical raises its curtain again on Wednesday at 9:30 pm (Eastern US). This act features Future Time, so song titles must include Future or reference the future, which allows room for creativity. However Tonight will is not acceptable.
My mind has been a little haywire recently, but the final act will be in January, followed by a prologue – therefore a new musical could debut in February!
On personal blogging note, about 4 hours ago (at 5:25 pm, Eastern US Tuesday), WordPress notified me that the last post (On Palaver) will be the Editor’s Pick for Freshly Pressed – but I don’t know when.
Let’s get on to your midweek dose of satire from The Onion. For those wanting an extra challenge, use the words in the headlines below to create your own headline. My combo is listed at the end. Otherwise, which is your favorite?
Have a good rest of the week.
25-ft-tall Asian women remain underrepresented in the media
Nation’s single men announce plan to change bedsheets by 2019
Girl with pink hair browsing iguanas
Personal trainer has desk
New skin cream to do something
CEO has special knack for recognizing great ideas and ruining them
Town nervously welcomes veteran back home
Friendly wildfire comes right up to Yosemite camper’s tent
Sleeping middle-aged businessman in airport suddenly so child-like, so vulnerable
Family’s horrific 45-minute screaming match ends in consensus to go to Macaroni Grill
Study: Average person becomes unhinged psychotic when alone in own house
Marketing department under impression Keebler elves are beloved part of American culture
My Combo: Underrepresented psychotic elves become unhinged personal trainers with pink skin