Welcome to my Christmas/Holiday Party for my friends, their guests, and whoever stops by the holiday gathering!
I’ve never done a post like this before, but it was fun to put together. Below the image are gifts for many of the faces here and bloggers I visit. These people come not only different parts of the world, but from different cultures and belief systems. They are Christians, Jews, Muslim, Atheists, Agnostics, and others, yet each of them is part of a global community of goodness – so peace and goodwill to all!
The elf below has the gifts. (Quite the helper wouldn’t you say?) There is an order in the listings, but you may have to look around.
If your name isn’t listed, I apologize – so open one of the Grab Bags at the end. Your choice!
Because others want to know what you got, please tell about your gift in the comments. You never know, someone may want to trade with you! After all, I don’t believe there are duplicates.
I encourage everyone to comment about the gift of others. After all, parties involve good conversations.
If you see someone who you know and they haven’t arrived, please notify them to drop by for their present because I didn’t use any ping-back methods as a reminder.
FYI: Different entertainment will appear in the comments throughout the day.
A reminder to stop by for annual Christmas Eve treats of wonder. After all, it will be the one-year anniversary of the 2012 edition that was Freshly Pressed.
Positive cheers to all in the spirit goodness for the season … and thanks for reinforcing my belief system that there are many good people in the world.
Don’t forget to get the T-shirt before you leave. It’s at the end of the post.
Al @ A Mixed Bag
Alex @ Things I Love
Alisha @ AbTwixt
Angela @ Mind Margins
Annie @ World According to Cuttlefish
Amy @ Bumble Files
Archon @ Archon’s Den
Audra @ Unfettered BS
Brenda @ Friendly Fairy Tales
BuddhaKat @ BuddhaKat
Bulldog @ The Photographic Journey of the Bulldog
Carrie @ The Write Transition
Catherine @ Always a Redhead
Cathy @ Large Self
Cayman @ Drinks Well with Others
Cindy @ Cindy Knoke Photography
Claudine @ Giovannoni Claudine
Colline @ Colline’s Blog
Debra @ Bagni di Lucca & Beyond
Debra @ Breathe Lighter
Deborah @ Airports Made Simple
Deborah Closet Monster
Don in Mass
D-Fae @ Among the Crystals, Dragons, and Fae
Eleanor @ How and the Hell did I End Up Here?
Elyse @ Fifty-Four and a Half
Fasab @ Fasab
Frank @ Trail Life Hike
Georgette @ Georgette Sullins
GFB at GingerFightBack … with special guest Oily George
Guapo @ Guapola
Gull @ The Magnifique Way
Hansi @ The Blithering Idiot
Hood @ White Lady in the Hood
Hudson @ Hudson Howl
Isadora @ Inside the Mind of Isadora
Jackie @ Breathing to Write
Java Girl @ Java Girl’s Life
Jeff @ Drunken Cyclist
Jim @ The JAR Blog
Jim W @ Still Skeptical After All These Years
Joe H @ London Survival
John in Athens @ The Daily Gaff
John E @ Commentality – Lotsa Comments
John H @ Fiction Favorites
John Phillips @ Is It Possible to See It All
Jules @ McCrabass
Kathy Sister-in-Law
Kathy @ Reinventing in Ecuador
Kayjai @ Kayjai
Kimberly @ Words 4JP
Lame @ Lame Adventures
Laurie @ Pride in Photos Photography
Le Clown @ Clown on Fire
Leo @ Doggy Style
Les @ Best Bathroom Books
Lizzy @ Lizzy Cracked
LouAnn @ On the Homefront
Lynn @ Composer in the Garden
Maddie @ Breezy Books
Madhu @ The Urge to Wander
Marina @ Art Towards a Happy Day
Mark @ Mark Armstrong Illustrations
Melanie @ Our View in Iowa
Mo in Mass
Moe @ Whatever Works
Mouse @ Philosopher Mouse
Nancy @ Conversations in Faith
Nia @ Photography by Nia
Noeleen @ Words Fall From My Eyes
Patti @ Learn Something Everyday
Rachael @ Yo-Yo Dyne
Raye @ Jots from a Small Apartment
Rebecca @ Clanmother
Renee @ Renee Johnson Writes
Resa @ Graffiti Lux and Murals
Rich @ Brainsnorts
RightAngle
Robin @ Breezes at Dawn
Robert @ Yelling Quietly
RoSy @ Sharing Me Myself and I
Shimon @ The Human Picture
Snoring Dog @ Snoring Dog Studios
Spiced Charlie @ Hotly Spiced
Sue @ Dreamwalker’s Sanctuary
Sun @ Simply Charming
Suzanne @ A Window in the Woods
Sylvia @ A Day in Paradise
TBM @ 50-Year Project
Tim: Mr. Marching Band
Tom M @ Within the Spheres
Val @ Tilted Tiara
Vanessa @ Vanessa Chapman
Vivika @ My Guilty Pleasures
Victoria @ Vix Views
Weebs @ Madame Weebles
Wine Wankers @ The Wine Wankers
Grab Bag 1
Grab Bag 2
Grab Bag 3
Grab Bag 4
Grab Bag 5
Grab Bag 6
Grab Bag 7
Grab Bag 8
Grab Bag 9
Grab Bag 10
Grab Bag 11
Grab Bag 12
Grab Bag 13
Grab Bag 14
Grab Bag 15
Thanks for attending. For those who don’t understand the T-shirt reference, click here.
Wow Frank! I love my gift! You couldn’t have picked a better gift for me! Yea! Ok, everyone I got a journal! A writing journal. Well it’s a special journal. It’s a journal of Versus! From the onion store. Awesome! It has over 230 illustrated faceoffs of psychological import, insightful interpretations, and plenty of writing room for contemplation to provide self-awareness that you could never achieve on your own. Am I the first to the party?
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JackieP,
Yes, you are the first to arrive … and all the way from Calgary as well! welcome .. but being early, you’ve already missed some of the entertainment. As a creative writer, that journal was perfect for you.
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I missed some of the entertainment? darn it! I’ll be back in sometime this weekend. Have to see what everyone else got. 🙂
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Videos on the Comments Stage serves as the entertainment. So, Jimmy Buffett, Ella Fitzerald, and Tony Bennett have performed …. and Santa danced!
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Going to be on the road… but thanks Frank this could be a great post today with lots of action…
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Bulldog,
Oh no … you are on the road barnstorming South Africa … you left without opening your gift! 😦 …. Safe journey!
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Bulldog….I know you are on the road…..can I borrow your present while you’re gone? It would go great with my salt and pepper shakers…(See Frank, I’m mingling)
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Now if we can just get Bulldog back here.
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That will take some doing I think!
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Frank – fantachetic! As for Oily – rest assured it will be heavily used this Yuletide. He is stiff with thanks! Brilliant stuff.
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GFB … all the way from the UK … and Oily George came along as well. I imagine he may difficult to travel with .. then again, while you are in coach, he’s comfortable in first-class.
The holiday mustache will make you a big hit with the in-laws today. …. I’m so glad Oily appreciated his gift. I’m sorry to say that they didn’t offer a lifetime supply. I encourage his fans to see his gift.
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He has applied it quite liberally already! The man is a penile TITAN!
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He needs to purchase the stuff by the barrel.
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Slick Willy!
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Well, GFB, you said you were going to be in London today, but when you get back, you’ll see that I re-gifted Frank’s generous gift to me–Grab Bag #12 offered up a sausage-linked dog leash. Now WHO would I think of but you! Please enjoy my friend. Oily will help you think of how best to use it, I’m certain!
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That lease should have been his from the start … my blunder … but Debra … go to the list … find GFB … and then Oily’s gift is directly beside it. All I can say is Perfect!
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So kind Debra! Oily loves a lead or two whilst admiring his erm…… appendage – this is getting very S & M amongst us all!
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Yes, but will he be using it like the packaging recommends?
(And I misread that first as “it will be heavily used on his yuletide”.)
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His Yuletide is only for Senior Exceutive Gold Star Members of Club Oily’s Cock Miles Club.
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Hey Frank, greetings from the West Coast! Thanks for the perfect gift to compliment my get rich slow career path! You’re a gem buddy! Merry Christmas!
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Lame,
Knowing your appreciation for The Grind, I knew Dumb Employed Stories was the gift for you. I must admit that there were many choices for you … and I doubt anyone will be able to pry that gift from your mitts. Glad you safely made it from NYC to SF … enjoy! Merry Christmas to you.
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So rad! I’m getting that for the newest addition. Also, I sneaked a peek at John E’s gift and . . . yes. Just yes. 🙂
Thank you for the smiles!
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Deborah,
When I saw the Mustache Baby Pacifier, I immediate thought it would be perfect. I hope you rewrapped Erickson’s gift well, after all, he can be fussy. I rattled his cage about the party, so I imagine he will make an appearance. Thanks for stopping by! … BTW – Want is your location?
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Oh wow Frank, this must have taken you ages to put together! Thank you for the Dirty Sign language book, I’m not quite sure what to say about it! Haha. I’m off to make some party fudge now, I’ll pop back later…
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It’s Vanessa from the UK!
A Dirty Sign Language Book? I’m sure you have the creativity to put this to good use. Meanwhile, I only no BS.
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We don’t know each other, let me introduce myself….I’m zannyro…I notice we’re wearing the same outfit…you wear it better. I think Frank gave you my gift by mistake…would you like to trade for my squirrel salt and pepper shakers? I’m so ashamed, but I really just struck up this conversation so that I could ask you to make me some party fudge….I’m a HUGE chocolate fan! I’ll leave you to your work…nothing more important than making fudge….proceed.
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Hey Zannyro … I’m proud of you mingled, but beware … Vanessa fudge doesn’t always harden. Then again, we don’t want to need a jackhammer. Would you like this one? http://tinyurl.com/bqklmmt
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LOL! I have been waiting for my favorite shop to get this in….I guess I’ll have to go online 🙂 🙂
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Perfect! 😀
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I’m delighted to meet you! squirrel salt and pepper shakers you say? Ok, I do like a nice squirrel. Ok, I’ll make you a batch of fudge too, be back soon, busy busy busy!
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wahoo!!!
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I don’t mean to interrupt but did someone mention chocolate? I’ve been looking for the food tray for quite a bit but seemed to have missed it.
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It’s a white chocolate Christmassy fudge I’m making, not sure that it’s setting right though. Spoon anyone?
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Hey Vanessa … your fudge is a big hit!
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Sorry…I think I ate all the chocolate..I might have eaten the food tray…I’m not sure….I can’t remember the last four hours….wonder what was in that mushroom cap?
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Hey Suzanne … Santa is calling for you over in the videos.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!
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Santa wants to dance for you. … see the video.
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Yipes!!
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Where should I look Frank?
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My comment … time stamp 11:29 am
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Frank……..have you been indulging in the spiked punch?
I screamed out loud! I hope I didn’t frighten any of the other party goers…naughty Frank, naughty.
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Who know how many glasses of fine red wine I’ve had. … but like I said, Santa requested you!
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OY!
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Ooohhh…do you mean Santa Alex?….I LOVE IT!!!!!
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Hey Catherine … because you’re fighting Zannyro for the chocolate … try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DngV0tq1NFo
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Dear Frank… I love you. Thank you for my most excellent gift. I need one of those! WTF indeed!! I love that you made me crack up at 6am. You are a GEM. I am so very glad Lame Adventures sent me your way.
I am stil chuckling..
Audra
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Audra,
I’m so happy you appreciate the WTF Stamp. You’ve started my morning with smiles. Thanks for coming all the way from Connecticut.
Meanwhile I can’t believe you just walked in the door … none other than Jimmy Buffet!
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Oh my goodness, I can’t wait to show my kids. Thank you very much for my gift Frank, it will be proudly displayed on my bookshelf in the living room.
I am quite happy I came across your blog, it is read with great pleasure. I look forward to 2014.
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Good Morning Catherine … the first from Ontario to arrive, but not the first Canadian.
I know you could have written that book, but as one who enjoys playing mind games with her kids, I’m confident that it may give you an idea or two! I’d love to hear the reaction from your kids!
By the way, Santa will appear around noon … and he asked about you … so hope you return … and thanks for the kind words … and thanks for attending … I must be off to another guest.
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The teenage boy pretty much ignores his mother’s blogging adventures; middle child thought your gift was hysterical (she brags about my blogging since she is a main character in many of the stories I tell); the eldest will return Sunday night and I will show her my new book.
I have tried to reblog your post (hoping it worked) plus I have shared it on my Facebook page and Twitter feed (where I seem to spend far too much of my time).
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Thanks for the scoop, and cheers to your middle child. Maybe she has your sense of humor gene! Thanks for the passing this around. Hope one of your friends is brave enough to identify themselves and take a grab bag!
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Good morning Frank! It’s nice to see your party already in full swing so early this morning. I hope you continue to have a great day with it. I love the Mariah Carey, Jimmy Fallon song, by the way! And I must thank you for my ‘Product Not Found’! It’s the loveliest “Product Not Found’ I’ve EVER received! 😉 I thought about stealing Guapo’s ‘Product Not Found’ before he woke up, but mine is MUCH nicer! 😀
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Alex,
What???!!!! …. Hey Audra … I need that WTF stamp!
I’ve been suspecting something was goofy in that aisle of the store. I can say that it was a commemorative front page from The Onion … but the good news is that headlines is also available in another product … so I rewrapped your gift … and it’s perfect for the good lady from San Antonio.
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Ah!! Now I see, THANK YOU so much! It IS perfect! And I have a little something for you as well, Frank….
I hope you enjoy it! Merry Christmas!
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A gift for me? Ahhhh .. you shouldn’t have … Thanks so much! Not sure which is my favorite, the space suit snow man or the rover. Did I ever tell you about the great song featuring the rover landing? 😉
Glad I was able to replace the original gift with something similar … whew … I was worried .. and glad I did cause you to spew any coffee.
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No coffee was spewed! And rover landing song?? Could it be what I think it is?!!!
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🙂 … The song that links us! Gotta love it!
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And I do!
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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GAVE FRANK A GIFT AND NOT ME!!!!!?????????????
I am SO offended…..I’m taking my twinkles, my party fudge, my salt shakers, and my hump day shirt and going home…(great party Frank! This is SO much fun!)
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You are very welcome … and I hope you see the link I left you in your comment to Vanessa.
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I’ll check it out!
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Of course I have a gift for YOU Suzanne!
Now get back over here with that fudge, and I hope you have some tequila to go with that salt……
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I ADORE MY GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never saw any fudge, I can’t give you any fudge…ok, well I SAW the fudge but I really, really don’t know what happened to it….I think maybe Guapo took it and is waxing his surf board with it.
I’m going to run out and bring back some tequila…I drank all of Franks….(don’t tell him)
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That is a fabulous video Alex … and of course perfect for Suzanne.
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Ha! I love NASAs creativity – for the serious stuff, and the goofing around!
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Same here, Guapo!
Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
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Thanks, and right back atcha!
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all I can see I am glad I did not get Madame Weebles book–your gift to me is making me rethink my posts–but it is really quite well-chosen as I am on an eternal journey for self-improvement! this was a really cool idea and must have taken you awhile–I am going to pop back in and check out some other gifts over the next few days. Merry, merry–and I am bringing some chilled champagne to the party with some chips and dip!
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LouAnn,
Thanks for dropping by, after all, a Canadian touch is always good. Being that you help so many people in your columns, this one had your name on it. Did you peek at the gift for Weebs?
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Another Canadian in the room, very nice to meet you, if it is okay, I’d love to stop by your blog and have a gander?
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absolutely, eh
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not all I can see–all I can SAY!
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Merry Christmas, Frank! I’m in a hotel room and will have to rush off in a minute, but didn’t want to miss your party. Thank you so much for the gift. It’s perfect!! Of course It’s Going to Be OK. It’s the subtitle of the book I really love (“A journal to reassure myself when I’m overwhelmed by the creeping sense of impending disaster and….”). LOL! I could use that on this trip. Getting through the D.C.-Baltimore-Annapolis area last night was not easy. I think everyone in those areas must have been out on the roads, having accidents, and closing off the ramps we needed to continue our trip.
Thanks again. I’ll come back and party some more if I have a few spare moments. 😀
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Good Morning Robin,
Wow … I’m touched that you stopped by while travelling. Knowing how calming your posts are about your newly beloved eastern shore of Maryland, I knew this was the gift for you. Safe travels to you … and the party will still be going until Sunday evening. You may enjoy some of the entertainment.
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Merry Christmas, Frank. And thank you again. I know you put a lot of work into this. (In yet another hotel room this evening, but just spent the day with my granddaughters so it’s been worth all the travel.)
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On the road can be weary, but at least you had a good day with the granddaughters … and I imagine you are tired! Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, Frank. Many blessings upon your camels. You are too kind. My Area Man tee shirt fits perfectly. And the color is right. I will cherish it. I will wear it tonight and tomorrow while the heavy snow falls over all of the AREA. Thanks, again. 🙂
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Jim,
Good morning to you .. and you even came despite the horrible weather. Glad to know that you will forever be associated with the Area Man headlines from The Onion. .. Now I have to cross my fingers waiting on Melanie to open her gift! Thanks for stopping by … checkout the entertainment … and others will appear as the day goes on.
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Area Man shows up in our local paper often. I hope this gives people around here a better picture of who that person really is. Trouble is, he never knows what event gets him in the paper next. Troubling. Now, I’m getting worried.
Melanie is jealous of my shirt. She will stop in after we get back from the grocery store.
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Oh no … I didn’t realize Area Man is a newspaper legend in your town. He must be a Cyclone instead of a Hawkeye!
Although Melanie is jealous, at least she is eagerly anticipating her gift … but I hope the excitement doesn’t mess up the grocery shopping.
BTW … sneak peak at Alex’s.
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I have no doubt that Jim, Melanie, and I will be the hit of the party walking around in our AFA Christmas gifts. 😀
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Shhhhh … Melanie doesn’t know her gift yet!
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Every one will be jealous.
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No question … I’ve already overheard conversations.
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See…
http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20131219/SHE02/312190195/Local-Bowling-Area-man-rolls-300
I wonder if HE had a tee shirt like mine.
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Especially Suzanne! 😉
Hope you, Melanie, and the entire family have a Merry Christmas!
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We are planning on, Alex. Thank you. I hope Santa, whatever color or denomination, will come and give you just exactly what you want for Christmas. Here is a green elf for you.
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Shhhhh…. 😉
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When Melanie arrive, I hope the three of you take a Sleigh Ride.
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I’m here, I’m here! And yes, I found my Area Woman shirt! Thanks so much for thinking of me.
When I was a kid we had a cat named “Blaze.” He got into all kinds of trouble. Often the newspaper would carry headlines such as “Blaze leaves family of four homeless” or “Blaze destroys warehouse.” Bad cat! Bad!
Best gift today, no offense: Lt. Son is home. 😀
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Hooray … it’s Melanie from her successful trip to the Iowa grocery!
Matching gives for the two of you was something I had to do. After all, no matter where you hike, nobody will know you are from out of town. Sure wish an Area Son shirt was available!
As a former cat owner, gotta love your Blaze story! Cheers to your son being home … and I know you will enjoy!
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Sorry I stepped out for a moment to visit your blog, I would like to say hello now, if that is alright?
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Absolutely! It’s great to meet you. Hello back!
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Lovely to meet you, your quilts are beautiful.
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Thank you so much.
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Hey Catherine .. .Melanie is a good lady!
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Definitely quite talented too! I am having so much fun Frank, currently visiting many of the bloggers on site. I’ve found another Canadian, a newfie (I believe I can say that, one Canadian to another).
You have also been added to my travel bucketlist, one day we shall meet.
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🙂
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How did you know? Yes, Mr. Roto Rooter came yesterday to be sure everything flushes properly in the house with guests coming and staying next week, I wanted to be sure we don’t play musical plunger. Yes, I was a little “Scared Sh*tless.” First question from him: Where’s your water access pipe? I didn’t know nor did Mr. Rick. So he brought out his metal detector like transmitter thingy to comb the perimeter of the house and then PING he found it buried 6″ below the ground. Then his high priced camera snaked through the pipes and found nothing…water and other stuff flowing smoothly. “You have nothing to worry about,” he announced. Just be sure you either flush twice or hold the lever down…$375 later. Alas, I’m that much money down for last minute shopping, but Christmas is about the sights and sounds…the memory of a photo, singing carols together, eating everyone’s offering at the table or just being thoughtfully remembered as you have done this morning. Thank you, Frank! and a Merry Christmas to you and yours. And according to Warren with Roto Rooter, [True story btw…he arrived around 3:00 and left by 5:00 CST], “You have nothing to worry about. Just flush twice or hold the lever down with your 1.6 gallon tank being sure you get a nice swirl.”
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Hey Y’ll … it’s Georgette from Texas. (I couldn’t resist).
Believe it or not, Warren told me that you were on his schedule, so that helped determine you gift. Interesting instructions after two hours of work! Glad all you have to do is flush twice and hold the lever. Just make sure you leave those instructions with the next owner.
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Awww…thanks for the TX intro. I’m the one with the TP stuck to her boot heel.
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Oh my my …. It’s Ella Fitzgerald!
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Oh I love Ella! sing it lady! 🙂 A wonderful party Frank! I will be back again to mingle some more. Plus I’m nosey! haha! Merry Christmas everyone!
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Wonderful … the door is open! .. and more entertainers on the way.
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Frank. What a great party. I love fortunes and without the cookie. I also had a look around and am going to get the “I kissed a Democrat gum.” I hope you have the best holiday ever and will look forward to your brilliant posts all next year. (BTW you are running a little low on the rum punch, I’m just saying). I loved the T-shirt as well. I have been doing Wednesday posts and really got a laugh out of that one. These sugar cookies are delicious. Can I get the recipe?
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Hey hey … it’s John … another Texan has arrived. Your state has quite the contingent.
Glad you enjoyed the gift … but I’m the opposite .. I’ll take those cookies without the fortunes! You obviously have enjoyed looking at the shelves of goods at The Onion Store. Meanwhile, thanks for the tip as I will light the fire under the cantering team as they won’t be slacking off again! Here’s the recipe. http://tinyurl.com/n2sws2y
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Thank you for that. We are always in the need of a good cookie recipe. I like your tree as well.
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I like serving. 🙂
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I love my virtual gift, Frank! A bookend is perfect for me, especially one that holds up the weight of my ‘world’ of heavy books. Thank you! This is a wonderful idea for a holiday post. As I mentioned before, I’m going out of town for the weekend, but I’ll try to stop by later and check out other people’s gifts. It will be easier on my laptop than on this little phone. 🙂 Thanks again and have a great weekend!
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Yeah …. Carrie from NE Ohio!
Knowing that you are an writer and a reader, you immediate came to mind I appreciate that you stopped in with your schedule … just so you know, people have been sneaking to see what others are getting. 😉
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I loved Madame Weeble’s gift. So stupid, so gross, so funny. 🙂
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If you see Weebs, tell her to come and get it or you will steal it! 😉
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Oh aFA…what can I say?????? Love my book “Crazy Sh*t Old People Say”…..I’ve already jotted down some zingers in the margins for future reference. Most likely will use them when I take my show on the road. You’ll know I’m in town, just look for the bedazzled neon-lit marquee “SH*T HAPPENS”! Front row seats for you and the Mrs.
YOU, aFA, are the nicest gift of all, she said, with tears and the biggest grin…
Happy Christmas to you and yours….
JOTS
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Hey Everyone … It Raye jotting her way all the way from Oregon!
A road show? … and my wife and I get front row seats? Wow .. I’m touched!!!! … so many thanks.
Thanks for the kind words, which has caused a smile . Merry Christmas to you as well! .. enjoy the big day with your daughter!
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A popcorn toast….!
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See … I remember! 😀 …. Cheers!
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Happy Christmas Frank and thank you for the gift I got just what I wanted No 11 a Tea infuser .. I drink lots of herbal teas, HOW did you guess? Magic!…
Brilliantly put together.. I hope you and your family enjoy the festivities over Christmas and wishing you a Peaceful and Happy 2014 ..
Blessings
Sue
And Enjoy the Magic 🙂
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Sue … all the way from the UK! … and a gift for me too .. I’m touched by its beauty! Thank you … and as far as your gift, Santa told me. Enjoy the entertainment.
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I certainly will 🙂 thank you 🙂
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Oh my goodness!!! This is the BEST present, EVER!!!! Frank, I knew you were keenly intuitive, but you really nailed it! (And I thought I was going to get a shoe shinning kit!)
I hope my present comes with a life-time warranty, because I can see me wearing it out, quickly!
Merry Christmas! From North Florida (with eye watering laughter!) You’re the best!!
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Hooray .. it’s Victoria with Florida!
Glad you enjoyed this … and I made sure you got the heavy-duty version! Thanks for the smiles. Meanwhile, you’ll have to return to see Santa around noon.
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Looking forward to it Frank. And thanks again. Seriously, my eyes were watering I was LOL’ing so hard. And the coffee cups are a riot! I’ll be well prepared next Christmas, and have all my shopping done with one shipment!
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😀 … glad to know my efforts have delivered big hits. … but I can’t believer, not one newbie has dived into a Grab Bag … I think they are scared!!! … glad you actually got some future gift ideas!
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OMG Frank. You’ve truly outdone yourself.
Ok, folks – here’s what I got: “Crazy S**t Presidents Say” book–true and factually verified.
(Thankfully, The Nincompoop never made it near this book, but they would be doozies.)
Some previews: JFK quote (I’ve always loved him, and apparently in his day, so did a few good women): “If I don’t have a woman in three days, I get a headache.”
Jimmy Carter: “I’ve always wanted to drown my troubles, but I could never get my wife to go swimming with me.”
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The following were items I happened to notice on The Onion’s gift site (comm ents after product are my own):
Anything from The Onion, Frank. You nailed it.
Fave gift options available to those we love and know and won’t karate-chop us during a gift-giving ceremony:
-bandaids that look like bacon (to drive our dog nuts)
-coffee cup that says: You Are Dumb (a nice way to say what you’re really thinking to your co-workers)
-coffee cup that says: I Wish I Were Dead (after that 3rd holiday party. you know-the one where you swore you’d not drink that much. again.)
-coffee cup says: You’re a Douche (when it’s ok to say what you’re really thinking)
-hand sanitizer that says: I love my penis (for that someone who has an inflated view of themselves)
-hand sanitizer that says: I might have been playing with my genitals (ever heard of the book “Kiss, Bow, or Shake Hands”? I would stay with the kissing and bowing part for this recipient)
And, THANKS for the T-Shirt!!!
Happy Holidays, Frank!
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Deborah … but I can’t recall where you are .. I think Texas … oh wait … now I remember … wasn’t this about your parents? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4zSZXY0xRM
You have obviously enjoyed walking through the store’s aisles. If I would have only known you enjoyed bacon! … Some of those items you have mentioned are wrapped. You may enjoy peeking at some of the gifts of those you know. Thanks for stopping by … enjoy the party!
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I am enjoying it tremendously. I will stop by again later in hopes of seeing if others have unwrapped their gifts. Genius and really fun idea, BTW. Everyone wins. 🙂
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Great! Did you see Santa?
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Oh, a Texan. 🙂
the video you sent-pefect!! that’s aboutn right. I’m a little crazy sometimes.
Great funny movie PG13 called “The Heat” Melissa McCarthy and vBulletin Sandra Bullock from the guys who did Bridesmaids. Hilarious. 🙂
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But I was thinking of the Aye Ziggy Zumba … isn’t that something associated with your parents or am I thinking of someone else?
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That’s not me…but I was born in Leipsic, Ohio- close to Lima, and have lots of family in Columbus, Grove City and Circleville. 🙂 But my family moved to Texas when I was little, so I consider myself a Texan.
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I recall the Ohio tie, but was thinking parents had a BGSU link. Oh well. Thanks for clarifying.
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just saw Santa!!! now there’s an idea!! it was quite cheeky!! heh heh
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Now Frank, how did you know? I ALWAYS wanted a pizza cutter that would encourage my children to help me with the serving up of pizza. And the zippy red colour may even help them to get the job done quickly! Next time we have pizza, I know I will think of you 🙂
Merry Christmas to you Frank
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Colline! You got a pizza cutter?!! I had pizza last night!!
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Isn’t synchronicity a wonderful thing!
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Totally!!
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Yes, in the shape of a dandy scooter. If I had known you were eating a meal from la pizzeria and that I would be the happy recipient of this stylish kitchen accessory, I would certainly have sent it through to help you cut your pizza with style 🙂
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A scooter! I would have loved to slice the pizza with a scooter…sigh….I had to make due with an airplane pizza cutter. sigh…
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Be grateful that the ninja squirrel has not found yours and used it as a means to magically fly to other parts of the world!
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You are quite the mingler!
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Only for you Frank…only for you. I’m quite shy normally.
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Colline,
Your kids came to mind when I saw this gift. 🙂 … and many thanks for the awesome video … it was never to me, and caused a smile! Merry Christmas!
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Frank, this is wonderful. Thank you for that gum. Although if I ever do kiss a Republican, I would need something stronger. MUCH stronger!
BTW, Guap’s and Val’s gifts go to “Product not found” pages ;(. (I haven’t time now to read all the comments, so I don’t know if anybody let you know).
And I LOVE the T-shirt and the elf. Very creative!
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Hey hey .. It’s Elyse from Northern Virginia!
I know that stuff isn’t strong enough, but it’s a start.
Thanks for the tip about two gifts .. (they pulled some products) .. but they have substitutes!
Enjoy the entertainment .. .back later.
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Hey Elyse, I’ve got ice packs – the chill pill. You might need one for your aching head if you had to kiss a Republican. I’m willing to share with you!
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Oh Elyse, I did see your gift and know that I found it as deeply disturbing as Elvis meant it to be!
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I’m honored to be invited to your party this year, Frank, and ever so grateful for my introduction to the Onion store. I must confess however to an addiction to cynicism – I may overdose! (Is there an antidote?) There was one T-shirt that caught my eye as soon as I saw it: “Reganomics finally trickles down to area man.” Unfortunately, since I live down here in the buckle of the Bible Belt I can only wear it in bed after the lights are out. 😀
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Frank, and to all my new friends in your online jolly bunch!
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Arkansas’s on Jim Wheeler is in the house!
Dang it … the Reagonomics one would have been perfect for you. … so I’m willing to swap it for you. Speaking of the Bible Belt, this may be a good one for some friends. http://tinyurl.com/kldowy5
Merry Christmas Jim … and many thanks for dropping by … and don’t forget my Christmas Eve post.
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My bet’s on the cactus, Frank. No bout a doubt it.
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We will have to wait to see what she says. Of course, I could just send her to this gift guide .. http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-2013-holiday-gift-guide,34803/
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Jim – I’ve already complained to Frank that I wanted YOUR present. It’s not fair!!
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😆 😆 😆
I’m happy with the Reganomics, Moe. You can have the mud shirt, with my blessings and best wishes.
Say, is it just me or is it getting crowded in here??? 😆
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Jim … do you think Moe will enjoy this one? http://tinyurl.com/pcbl2hs
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…. or this one for Moe? http://tinyurl.com/okepvs6
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P.S. – Thanks for the mud-slinging Tee. Good thing it’s washable! 😆
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LOL … sure hope our friend Moe makes it from Florida.
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Me too.
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Made it – if a bit late!
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I GOT SQUIRREL SALT SHAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been shaking the squirrels in the woods for YEARS and could never get any salt out of them……
Frank………this is the MOST amazing post….the amount of work you did is….EPIC!!
Thanks so much for my gift and the T-shirt! I’m wearing it right now 🙂
What an awesome party!!
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Wow .. It’s Zannyro … who actually drove through a lot of rain to get here. I’m touched and thrilled! … and you are wearing the Hump Day shirt as well. I’m so overwhelmed, I’m ready to cry.
As soon as I saw these on the shelves, you immediately came to mind!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Frank, you know me so well 🙂
Don’t cry Frank…I’m so pleased to be here 🙂
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I was doing OK until I read your comment … and I’m choked up again.
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Goodness! You’re so emotional today!!
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It’s the hormones.
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Well, thank you, Frank. I wasn’t thinking I really needed a sausage-linked dog leash, but if you’re not opposed to re-gifting, I know precisely who would benefit the most. I’ll go on over and say hello to our friend GFB. I KNOW he could put it to good use. But thank you anyway. It is definitely the thought that counts. It appears that my Amazon app has grabbed a cookie from this site and now for weeks to come they will be offering me another opportunity to purchase my now–after I send this one on over to Jim. So this will be the gift that keeps on giving and I will fondly think of you, our party host, each time, my friend.
Have a wonderful rest of your day. You should be tired at the conclusion of such a large party!
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Debra … and all the way from California.
I was actually picturing walking Darwin with it around the neighborhood! … but you are right … Why did I think of that for GFB, that would have been perfect … must leave it on his next sausage post! .. then again, it may be a pic of you with a sausage on your head. 😉
On the other hand, the leash was in the Grab Bag section … thus you didn’t see you actual gift that fits the name of your blog!
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Oh my, Frank! Now I feel like I was a gift-hog! I LOVE this gift–it fits me perfectly. A “monkey tea infuser.” This was very thoughtfully chosen and will NOT be re-gifted or used for a white elephant gift. I’ll use it proudly and think of your generosity. Maybe GFB will just put the sausage leash back for someone else…but I doubt it. 🙂
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Hi Frank, I chose grab bag 4 and got a penis finger puppet book…how lovely! I hope you have a great Christmas.
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Debra … my Aussie friend who spends much time in my homeland and currently in Helsinki!
I can’t believe it … I just can’t believe that I forgot you on the list. I’m stunned and ashamed. So … because you spend so much time on the plane and interacting with locals in three different countries, this is for you. http://tinyurl.com/odqkpmz
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Reblogged this on AlwaysARedhead and commented:
A Frank Angle is definitely one of my favourite blogs to read; this post particularly is amazing, and the Christmas present he gave me is awesome. Kudos for the time he took to give each of his followers presents, and to have extras for new visitors.
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Santa insisted on stopping by to see everyone.
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I do believe Santa may need therapy?
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Oh no .. not this Santa … just raising money for a good cause.
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Glad to see his stint in rehab after posting this last year didn’t make him lose his touch!
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Santa still has it!
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http://store.theonion.com/p-4836-mens-as-handsome-as-im-going-to-get-t-shirt.aspx
And it fits too! Both in size and attitude. I cannot imagine tackling a post that took so much work. You are the champion that is you. Happy holidays in any other catch-phrase that fits this time of year.
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Rich,
Cheers to your presence from New Jersey … The gift seems to be fitting more ways than one! Thanks for the kind words … and hey … your presence is the signal for another entertainment feature.
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Can you give me a hint?
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See the video in the comment.
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i recall this song being used about a year ago in a post about holiday songs. and i recall it being someone’s favorite. what a coincidence. happy winter solstice!
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You actually told him that this was one of your holiday favorites about a month ago.
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I told him?
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Crap … I meant me.
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You are just wonderful mad …. I garbed bag 1 – and very suitable I got some wipes for a very special sorry part of me. *smile How suitable. Of course I just have to add … some Christmas music too. And it will be my favorite – Let me lite a candle .. Merry Chirstmas to you and your Loved Ones from Sweden.
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Viveka,
Glad to know that I’ve reached the “wonderfully mad” level! I may have to add that to my Testimonials page!
You took a Grab Bag? What about the one with your name on it? After all, it was just for you!
Thanks for the beautiful song … Although I don’t know the words, it made me smile.
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Sorry, Frank I missed that bag … but I have grabbed it now – so funny … even my sorry part I think enjoyed it.
Thank you so much for all the work you have put into this WONDERFUL MAD post. You’re a bright star on my evening sky.
Frank, we don’t have to understand everything we listen too .. when it’s about music. There is very little bullshit flying around … this time of year. *smile
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Viveka,
I couldn’t resist .. it was that or the gnome on the toilet … but this was best for your sorry ass. Meanwhile, it does seem to pair up well with the grab bag! Cheers to you!!!!
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This is wonderful, Frank! You are such a sweetheart for thinking of us all. I love my thoughtful gift of the wine monkey bottle caddy. Perfect!! And I don’t have one. Thank you so much. Now I just need a bottle of wine to go with it. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours. Have a good one!
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Amy,
Knowing that you are in a wine region, you won’t have a hard time finding something for it! So glad you could attend all the way from California! … and thanks for reblogging this as well. Maybe one of your peeps will be willing to reach in for a grab bag!
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Oh, Frank – this is amazing (and each gift so perfect – love that for Frank of Trail Life Hike – gonna grab one of those, too!)
Don’t know when you had time, but thanks for all the merriment you always share.
May the Christmas lift you and yours up and give many songs to dance among.
(Seriously – such fun – will be back to wander more!)
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Mouse … the Philosopher from Galveston, TX .. hey .. .quite the gathering of peeps from the Lone Star State!
I’ve been dabbling at this since I got the idea … and it was fun to put together. Of course with you, I immediately thought of RC. Loads of Christmas greetings to you and yours!
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PS … I hope Frank of Trail Life Hike sees this.
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Reblogged this on The Bumble Files and commented:
Frank over at “A Frank Angle” is having a fabulous Holiday Gift Party! You may even have a gift waiting for you over there. He also has grab bags so everyone can join in the fun. Pop on over. Happy Holidays!
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What a party, Frank and my how long did that post take you?!!!!!!! Thank you so much for your gifts! I love them both! [the 3D NYC Graffiti tablet case and the tee!] and I am astonished at the fact that you chose this [with 3d glasses] as I lack stereoscopic vision! Eery huh?! Being too busy with the move I hadn’t realized Xmas is on hump day!!! Perfect! 🙂
Happy Happy Holidays, my friend!!!!
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Marina …. and all the way from Greece !
It was important to me to have a flavor of either art or music. … and hey … thanks for taking the time to visit because I know you have much going on at the moment. Best of holidays to you and yours!
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Frank! I love my chocoholic/boozey t-shirt! You know me so well! Thanks for the cheers Frank and Merry Christmas to you!
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Kajai .. and all the way from Newfoundland via a snow blower!!! You getting quite good at use that apparatus.
Glad you enjoyed the token my of appreciation. Merry Christmas.
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Another Canadian, oh I do love this party, I feel like I am at home. Kayjai, your snowblower story is awesome, I can so see my husband reacting the same, thankfully we don’t receive that much snow in southern Ontario.
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Catherine .. you are enjoying your mingle time! Awesome … and Kayjai is a good sport.
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Frank,
My man who was in my country not too long ago!!! Thanks for the gift, dear old (as in old man, of course) friend. As for my gift…. Man… Le Clown loves to fuck himself!!! I am so going to fix that one with a marker, may the marker like it or not.
Much love, mon ami! And a merry happy secular Christmas to you and yours!
Le Clown
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Le Clown! Le Clown! Le Clown is in the house!
I’m honored by your mere presence, and to think that the phrasing will work after the edit/adjustment! All the best to you and your family!
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Up on the Entertainment Stage … a battle of wits. What do Donald Trump and Ebenezer Scrooge have in common? You decide from their battle rap.
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Frank,
How did you know? I’ve always wanted one of these! Now I can drink my coffee while I take a shower! I just have to convince Peter, my resident plumber, to replace our shower head with the new gift!
I was going to wait until Christmas, but since you started the party a few days early, here’s your gift: http://www.aromaster.com/ It’s a bit pricey, but you’ll definitely be a hit at any of your wine tastings!
I loved some of the other gifts as well – the one for Weebs is awesome, Carrie’s is perfect for her and so is LouAnn”s. And since I was so generous with your gift, can I have that T-shirt (with the camel on it)? I’m going to an elegant fondue party on Christmas Eve and it would be perfect!
Merry Christmas, Frank!
Cathy
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Cathy,
I love that Aroma Kit … Awesome … Thrilled, touched, excited, and more. Everyone gets a camel T-shirt, .. so you must have been distracted from that station. Glad you enjoyed the gift as well … and thanks for supporting the choices some others … but Weebs hasn’t seen hers yet.
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I feel horrible, I didn’t get you a gift Frank. I thought about bringing some wine and spirits to the party but apparently I am only allowed a litre at a time (https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/190). Please accept my heartfelt apologies. I do find it odd that the U.S. Customs and Border Protection uses liters (though it should be spelled litre not liter) instead of imperial measurements in their definition?
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No problem Catherine … your attendance is a gift in itself! … and to see you mingling is an awesome treat. Meanwhile, being a wine guy, I guarantee we won’t go dry.
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I’m a red sauvignon kinda gal. 😉
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(As I raise my hand to a server) .. a prime red cab for Red in the red.
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Oh, I hate being the last one to show up for a party…. nevertheless, thank you very much for the gift! Being the conflict-avoidant type, this will certainly facilitate much better communication between me and the Mister.
Meanwhile, for anyone who’s still left here, I thought your party might be able to use a bit more class, so I brought a couple dozen of these for party guests to use:
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Twixt,
Your are far from light because it’s open until tomorrow evening! Love those … just don’t put too much in the glass! 😉
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Frank! You are awesome! I’m late to the party, but I love what’s going on here. I knew I was drinking eggnog today for a reason. Thank you so much for the PG-rated gift! You know me so well. 😉 I love my refrigerator magnets. And I need them! My refrigerator is naked. I will cover the door with my magnets today.
Seriously, what a lot of work you put into this. The grab bags are hilarious. I love Mark Armstrong’s glasses and was tempted to steal them from him.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Frank! I wish you the best in the New Year!
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Maddie,
Hey hey … another fellow Ohioan joins the party. I’m so glad you came and enjoy your gift. I haven’t seen Mark yet, so if he doesn’t show, they could be yours.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
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Busting my ass wet wipes? How appropriate since my blog once covered 50 Shades . . . I’m Alice, a friend of Bumble, by the way. Neat idea.
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Alice,
Welcome first timer .. and many thanks for jumping in to take a grab bag. Hope you enjoy yourself here and get to see some entertainment. What’s your location?
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My blog location? aliceatwonderland.wordpress.com Or if you mean my physical location – Nowheresville, Texas. Good to meet you.
Alice
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Thanks Alice. I’m just one who likes to know where people are located … and Texas is sufficient. Meanwhile, I will visit your blog. 🙂 … and you may enjoy my Christmas Eve post.
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This is the best blogging party I’ve ever attended. And thanks to you, dear Frank, I’ll bring the chill for the drinks – the chill pill that is! Elyse might need a few for an ice pack to her head. Kissing a Republican? I’d pay to see that. It could be fundraiser.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Blog on!
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Renee,
Welcome to another Virginian to my holiday party. It’s been crazy … and great idea … Elyse laying one on a Republican as a fund raiser. Merry Christmas .. .and thanks for coming … time to mingle!
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I’ve visited with a few of your other guests. You get the ‘best idea’ award for hosting this party. What a slew of comments! Good job!
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I’m getting worn out trying to keep up with them!
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Oh Renee, Renee. I thought you were my friend. And here you want me to prostitute myself, kissing (insert spitting sound here) Republicans for money. What you don’t realize, apparently, is that we Democrats don’t do just anything for money. That’s their schtick!
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Frank. Thanks for having me and letting me snooze in the bath tub. I really have to run, but want you to know this was great. Did I come with a coat?
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I know Texas weather has been a bit shaky, so yes — you had a coat. If you don’t find it, I’ll have my people contact your people for the return.
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Frank – Tell John H. to check his tongue for his coat. That’s where the Stooges were always finding THEIR coats! (My humour’s not dated, it’s carbon-dated! 😯 )
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Stooges never get old!
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I think the Onion knows me too well, having pulled my beer gift.
But thank you for the thought, and for you, to help you through those long Ohio winters, enjoy this.
(I looked for one that was choreographed with dancing, but there was nothing elegant enough.)
(And that wind will start coming in just 90 days!)
Happy season to you and yours, Frank!
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Guapo … the only and only from NYC!
Wish you could have seen the original gift! Meanwhile, love the tune … Ol Blue Eyes songs never get old! All the best to you and TMWGITU
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Oh, Frank, you sweetie. Thank you so much for including me. This is such a lot of effort and a real treasure. The candies are hilarious. I’m certainly playing the “They’re only mint’ card as I hand them around. Thanks for the year, Frank. Have a wonderful Christmas.
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Cuttlefish … an Aussie now in the UK has joined the party. Look around to see others because the UK is very well represented! All the best to you and yours for the Christmas season and beyond!
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I’ve come back today for another look at the opening video (those children are sweet) and the presents. I like to give my aging uncle a completely useless/fun present for Christmas. I think the cat unicorn horn fits the bill perfectly but I do also like Charles Darwin – perfect for the scientist in one’s life and for hiding on the tree of the third cousin who doesn’t accept evolution. Thanks for pointing out that The Onion had a store. Next year I shall get in early.
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Of course there are stories associated with why I picked them the gifts 😉 … meanwhile, the latest entertainment is posted at 1 PM Sunday comment by me.
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Thank you so much, Frank! How i LOVE my “History Sighs, Repeats Itself” tee shirt! Before I go let me leave you this…for the perfect blog party host! ☼hugs!!
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Gotta come back and see what I got, but I thought I’d check in while I was refillng my scuba gear. Okay, enough screwing around, back into the basement! See ya shortly – unless Nessie decided to come visit! 😀
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A-ha! The perfect gift to go with my “Beam me up, Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here!” T-shirt! Glurble…. I mean, thanks! (Dang, gotta get that scuba mask drained next time! 😀 )
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John … as a fellow Ohioan transported from your beloved Illinois, the gift was fitting … and Closet Monster loved the idea!
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John … beware of basement Nessie!
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Hi Thanks for the Charles Darwin tree ornament! What a fun idea! Thanks for creating such a congenial community, we need more of these in the world. Happy Holidays to all
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It’s Nancy from Grand Rapids, Michigan … Thought it was the perfect gift for our common interest! Merry Christmas to you and yours in the days to come.
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Somebody’stole my gift, Frank! 😦 I’m not surprised really, it’s been one of those years. Good party though!
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The man with all the facts, Fasab the Floridian is here.
Oh crap .. this has happened to me several times … but I’ve been able to replace them … so check again.
You would have loved the original … A sign with Supreme Court Overturns Rights vs. Wrong.
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How did you know Frank? The Hand Grenade Mug is simple perfect for me, truly perfect. I might have to open my own complaint department just so I can sit and drink spiked coffee from it!
I leave you with this, my gift back. One of my favorite songs rendered by newer artists.
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All the way from Texas … it’s Val!
Glad I was able to get the gift to fit the circumstances. Then again, I think it caused a smile, too! Love the video … and thanks … especially for taking the time to stop by!
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FUNtabulous!
What a great rendition of a holiday song to start the holiday party off with. 🙂
Thanks for my gift (Daily Mood Flipchart)!
I have the perfect spot for this in my office cube & look forward to using it every day.
{Christmas Hugs}
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RoSy … the cheesehead from Wisconsin whose not a Packer fan! 🙂 … Glad you stopped by and enjoy your gift of many combinations! … and thanks for the Christmas hugs.
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Reblogged this on AirportsMadeSimple and commented:
DON’T MISS OUT! FRANK’S HOLIDAY PARTY IS IN FULL SWING, AND YOU’LL BE LAUGHING THROUGH THE NEW YEAR. CHECK IT OUT! 🙂
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Wow..it’s really crowded in here! Great party, Frank! Merry Christmas!
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Hood from Arkansas … wow … I had you in my sights and then lost you in the crowd. That’s strike one … and then I realized you are the second person I unintentionally missed on the list .. .and I feel lousy about it. 😦 … I’ve added you .. .but will make a personal delivery.http://tinyurl.com/qazt49k …
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Don’t feel bad! By the time I got here, it was standing room only..I saw you in the crowd! I slipped out back to catch a smoke and then wandered into the kitchen and arm wrestled Guapo for the last piece of fudge..(sorry about the spilled dip…Guapos kinda strong, but the fudge was delicious!) It was the best Christmas party of the year!
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You’re awesome. Thanks … Vanessa’s fudge was a big hit, but I didn’t realize a physical match occurred for the last piece … and all because Vanessa promised we wouldn’t run out.
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You’re awesome, too! Vanessa’s fudge was great..maybe she can make a double batch for next year!
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Attention everybody …. over on the entertainment stage … it’s Josh Groban with holiday songs you don’t know. I must say … this is funny!
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awesome!!!!!always love Dave!
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Hey Deborah … Santa just asked to see you … see him at my comment stamped at 11:29 am.
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hilarious! !
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🙂
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Anyone care to dance?
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Not to these songs .. but I enjoy dancing … warning … free style is not my thing.
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I can actually only slow dance, else people would end up getting whacked with my cane.
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That’s fine … Here we go .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA
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Runs quickly to door while mumbling eww Lionel Richie, trips, gets up, walks speedily instead “sorry I forgot my chariot awaits me, ta ta.”
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…. and I am left stunned from being asked then turned down ….
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Sends note with driver, apologizes for quick exit, middle child arrived home from driving in current ice storm we are having, wanted to have chat with her.
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Glad she’s safely home
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This is what has happened to our trees as a result of the storm. http://wp.me/p3iYP2-Eo
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YUK! Ice storms are so damaging and unsafe.
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Branches continue to fall, our elm trees are toast, bought hubby a chainsaw this morning, but now we’ve lost power, just dropped back in to the party for a second. We are living by candle light, enjoy your day.
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awesome!!!!!always love Dave!
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That video caused me to chuckle a lot!
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Hey there .. everyone knows this song … time to sing a long with Bobby Helms.
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Frank: What a great party! And I love my monkey business office set–it does remind me of all the monkey business that happens at work. Glad to be off for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
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Patti … another Californian!
… and that’s why I picked this gift! Merry Christmas to you! … and enjoy your time off.
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Hey…I’ve been so busy getting ready….baking cookies for breakfast, buying kazoos for everyone for the 10a kazoo practice at 10a…and rounding up fruitcake for our afternoon football game on the front lawn. Shhhhh…don’t tell ZANNYRO but someone who looks a lot like me just stole the Squirrel Salt and Peppers Shakers. Oh, Frank…loo paper…we are out of loo paper…where’s the pantry? Just so you know…I think you’ve mended my sad gravy of a broken heart…..!
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That sounds like a wonderful day …. I’m on my way for some fruitcake!
Because she was quite active, we’ll see if Zannyro reappears today for the shakers … .more importantly, glad to know the heart is mending!
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE my present! Frank – this is one of most innovative and creative posts that I have every seen. I very much appreciate the time and thoughtfulness that went into putting all of these presents together.
I stopped by yesterday, but then was called away. My brother-in-law had to be rushed to hospital with a heart attack – on his birthday, no less. The doctors are very optimistic. My sister said that his birthday gift was that he was given life.
All the very, very best of the holidays season to you and yours – looking forward to the adventures that are waiting for us in 2014!! 🙂
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Rebecca … another Canadian … but from the beautiful city of Vancouver!
Because of your nature and blog posts, the Pep Talks and Picker Uppers book was very appropriate for you.
More importantly, thanks letting me know why you rushed out. Relative, birthday, holiday season … that’s a lot. But, your sister’s attitude is very important … so best of luck to your family during this critical time.
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Thank you so much for your kind words…they mean a great deal.
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🙂 … hope all is well with your brother-in-law .. and your sister is staying strong.
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You are so beautiful dear Frank, this is the most beautiful post that I have seen 🙂 I looved my gift Thank you so much. MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR…. Love, nia
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Nia is here … and all the way from Turkey! … and one of the nicest people on the planet!
I knew that something about cats would be purrfect for you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family and friends.
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Time for another entertainment act. Let me simply say that I’m all Italian heritage, this I like this one. Enjoy.
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You really know how to throw a party, Frank. You are truly the Host with the Most. And thank you for my gift! Cat Butt Gum with Kiss My Ass Attitude—perfect!
Merry Christmas to you and your family, Frank!!
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Weebs …. NYC’s own from the NJ side of the river. Many commented on your gift, so attendees have been anxious for your arrival! Did you see Le Clown’s gift?
Thanks for the kind words, and Merry Christmas to you and Mr. Weebs.
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Isn’t that Cat Butt Gum great? Can I have a piece Madame?
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It is my pleasure to share with you, Honeybee.
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Thanks! Oh, it’s yummy.
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Ah Frank, you’re the first to give me a book on how to swear in German. I love it. And we just booked a concert in Berlin for this summer so it’ll come in handy when we’re around all the drunk fans. Happy holidays!
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TBM … another member of the UK band of visitors!
In much of life, timing is everything … and it seems i hit the timing right with this gift! Let us know how it goes .. but warning … practice, practice, practice!
Best of holidays to you and yours.
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Frank: This is so clever! My gift is a hoot. I’m actually interested in nutty things past presidents have said because I am convinced that anyone who runs for the Office of President has to be a little bit crazy. I also like that note pad: people on my s%*t list. I could use about a dozen of those pads.
Wishing you and Mrs. A. a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy New Year! See you in the blog world in 2014!
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E-Tom … The Queen Bling from DC!!!
I’m so happy that you made it … and enjoyed your gift. Hopefully you peeked at the gifts of those you know.
All the best for the holidays to you and WW. Merry Christmas … and I know you want to see this, too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYyeflyMAqI
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Merry Christmas, Frank. I’ll cherish my virtual Bacon ornament always…or at least until the link disappears 🙂 Best wishes, my friend.
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Mo from Mass is in the house … and cheers to one of my Pioneers!
Knowing you are top-level bacon enthusiast, I know it was the perfect gift for you. Thanks so much for stopping by … and Merry Christmas to you and your family!
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Well Frank! okay I don’t understand… but somehow I got a Banana Phone… and that is so cool! Thank you darling! Happy Holidays to you and yours! ♥♥
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Resa,
Hooray .. that’s right .. there was one with your name on it. You ought to peek around at some of the other cool gifts.
Happy Holidays to you as well!
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My God! What have you got here? I wanted to acknowledge you for a great post and then I had to go down and down…….. and further down the rabbit hole to reach this comment area!
And then as suggested by you, I grabbed ‘Grab Bag 1′ and got my desserts fair and square……. in this season for Giving. Humph!
Anyways, merry Christmas, ol’ chap.
Shakti
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Shati,
It was quite the bash as I asked people to mingle and they sure did! Glad you also took a Grab Bag, so congrats on the Wet Wipes. 🙂 .. and thanks for your sense of humor.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, hope you stop my Christmas Eve for my gifts through videos.
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Frank–I’m a little late for the party, and I’m afraid I’ve stopped the endless singing of “Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall” by leaving the 100th like. I LOVE my gift! You must have spent HOURS picking out appropriate gifts for everyone. Al’s is (somehow) spot on, and I don’t know if Don will be shocked, but you got the MUG right. Nia’s is PERFECT!
Merry Christmas, Buckeye Buddy!
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John … a fellow Ohioan made it! … and being the 100th like gets you a bonus gift … a free Grab Bag!
Glad you enjoyed your book of Intimidations and Ultimatums. Oh what fun it is to peek at others gifts, especially those that involved in your blog world. If you see Don, tell him he needs to stop by! … and yes, I tried to match the gift to the blogger as much as possible. Merry Christmas to you and yours! … don’t forget my upcoming Christmas Eve post of video gifts!
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Frank, would you please send me an e-mail to fifty.four.and.a.half@gmail.com? I have a gift for you, too. And I promise not to stalk you.
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Elyse,
When the Queen summons, we plebes answer.
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I am never going to hear the end of that, am I?
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Because you are Queen, the rest of us are mere minions.
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Thank you very much, Frank, for including me in the party… and your gift was certainly well chosen… Now I’m left standing here, wondering what to get you for Christmas… and if you see me staring into space next week, you’ll know I was stumped. But it’s wonderful that you’ve managed to find common interests with so many different people, and I consider you a personal model of the aspiration for peace on earth, and good will towards all men and women. It’s inspiring to be in your company.
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Shimon,
You give me a gift each time you write, comment, and visit here, so thank you for your kindness, wisdom, and genuine nature. I’m humble by your kind words, and I’m proud to stand hand-in-hand with you present goodness toward peace and goodwill for all … something that I still believe the majority of the world wants.
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thanks so much for the mention and gift! a very clever and kind post indeed. i received a “Things You Do That Piss Me Off Note Pad” Ha.
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Robert … hooray … another Floridian to bring us warm weather!
Thanks so much for stopping by the party … and use that gift wisely!
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Haha, I’d send some your way for sure! I’m always up for a party 😉
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My ear buds with the arrow through the head are the best. I love listening to loud music and irritating my husband and the neighbors, so they thank you as well. Have a wonderful Christmas up in Ohio!
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Hooray … Angela from Texas made it … and she brings smiles, too!
Enjoy the arrows … and heck, you have cause to work on imitating Steve Martin. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
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My gift – Keep It Simple Stickies – who could take offense or lack appreciation for a stickie???
It helps keep everything we need to know at hand. Such a thoughtful gesture. I hope everyone is as happy as I.
MMmmm … being I hadn’t expected to gift this year I hope you’ll enjoy my visits as your special something under the tree. ~~~~~~~~~ : – )
This has been fun. I hope the next party goes as well.
Feliz Navidad !!!!
Isadora
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Isadora.
Marina is our common link from not long ago, so cheers to you … and glad you made it. Feliz Navidad to you … and if you get a chance, there are special treats for the season here https://afrankangle.wordpress.com/2013/12/23/on-virginia-and-santa-claus/
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What an amazingly thoughtful post for a collection of fantastic bloggers!! I loved this, Frank.
… Also, I confess to opening all of the grab bags. 😀
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Rara,
Ha ha … and having all the Grab Bags is a sign of good spirit! Cheers to your holiday spirit. Meanwhile, I keep thinking about the joke of the 3 people who walked into a bar! 🙂
Cheers to your efforts for C4C!!!!
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Mariah’s Christmas spill was already one of my favorite holiday treats. But this here, it’s throwing some funny and soulful into the mix.
Thank you kind sir. And Merry Christmas.
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Hooray Cayman,
… and what was inside the gift bearing your name?
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You’ll have to excuse me for waiting to open this on….yes…Christmas morning. It’s a thing with me. I love my gnome, and I don’t want to trade! Thanks Frank.
Merry Christmas
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Cayman,
And that is perfectly OK … good to know that you are a Christmas morning person for gifts, and cheers to your gnome! Merry Christmas!!!
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Hi Frank! So sorry it tool me so long to wander back over. It’s just been nonstop fun here this year!
Love the T-shirt! And it’s message certainly describes the state of my brain right now. 😉
I hope you all have had a wonderful holiday season and wish you a New Year full of health, happiness, and abundance! *hugs*
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D-Fae,
When I saw the shirt, you immediately came to mind! Bestivus of the season to you!
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I came over just now planning to apologize to you for my late arrival at the party, but 317(!!!!) comments would suggest I am dealing with a DEITY here and I don’t know that one apologizes to a deity. (Any etiquette guides out there?)
Frank, this post you have given us is the purest of gifts – the gift of friendship and community and laughter. It’s what you do anyway, but this is really really special and any blogger knows the time and thoughtful efforts that went into creating it. So thank you Frank, thank you very much. And a belated Merry Christmas.
Now, that said, I do have a small issue about my gift. You see, I think there’s been a mistake. While “The Book of Excuses and Lies” is very nice and all, I think I was supposed to get “Slinging Mud: Two Centuries of Scandalous Rumors, Over-the-Top Insults, and Low-Down Slurs” which you have inadvertently given to Jim Wheeler.
So if you’d just have a word with him, I am sure we can straighten all this out.
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Moe,
One of the best things about blog parties is that they are timeless … thus allowing for guests to be fashionably late. 😉 On the main day, it was quite the fest, … and guests did a great job mingling with others!
As far as your gift goes, I’m sure Mr. Wheeler will trade with you … if not, I can always got a duplicate gift. 🙂 …. By the way, you may get a good chuckle at Elyse’s gift. Take a peek.
Cheers to you during this holiday season!
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Ha! Brilliant. Just brilliant. 😆
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Of course there also is one for the other side. After all, it’s all about marketing.
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