Woo hoo! After a hiatus, the mid-week dose of satire (along with the combo challenge) is back for you to enjoy.
How was your going so far? On Monday I took a day for myself to go downtown for all the Opening Day hoopla. (I’ll report on that later). In return that means the rest of the week will be full of run around and more reorganizing.
Yesterday’s post about April celebrations included a BBC video about the spaghetti harvest. Coincidentally, the BBC also did this report about their 1957 … (or the post gave them the idea for the report.) A special thanks to Debra (at Bagni di Lucca & Beyond) for featuring my post in hers, which gave me a nice spike in stats.
On to the satirical headlines. For those willing to step up to the challenge, scramble the words in the headlines to make your unique headline. Mine is found at the end. Have a good rest of the week.
Spaced-out flowerchild groovin’ on a doobie wave
New leather-bound notebook to unleash area woman’s creativity
All-knowing invisible hand of free market guides millions in profits to nation’s bead stores
Hypochondriac maple tree convinced it has Asian Longhorn Beetles
Nation’s moms dance nude around moonlit bonfire to conjure spirit of Emma Thompson
Woman takes short, half-hour break from being feminist to enjoy TV show
Interns treated to informative 30-minute Q&A session with totally miserable employees
Laid-off man finally achieves perfect work-life balance
Nation’s lunatics lament rising cost of car meat
More Hollywood celebrities reproducing by asexual budding
My Combo: Spaced-out, all-knowing, laid-off, nude, hypochondriac lunatic profits from Q&A session with Emma Thompson