Midweek greetings to you from Cincinnati. How has your week gone for you so far? All of us are transitioning seasons, but one must remember that our two hemispheres are in opposite seasons.
Spring has definitely arrived as budding and blooms are coming forth, warm has replaced cold, and the rainy days don’t bother me because I keep this past winter in my head as a reference point. Baseball has also started, golf fans will see the blooming Azaleas at Augusta during the week’s Masters, and my golf league starts next week.
After two weeks in the new home, our refrigerator finally arrived. The supplier originally set the store the wrong model, but the store offered and provided a loaner without asking! Cheers to that family-owned appliance store!
Although we completed our move, I remind myself that others are also in the process, such as Raye (@Jots), Debra (@Airports), and Georgette (@Georgette) … plus Marina (@Art by) did so a few months ago. My heart goes out to those fine people because moving is incredibly stressful!
With all that in mind, now is the perfect time for your mid-week boost of satire courtesy of The Onion. This random batch of headlines also provides a chance for the willing to create their own satirical headline from the words in the headlines below. My combo is at the end, so good luck and have a good rest of the week.
Lunchbox mostly medication
Horrified man suddenly realizes he’s putting down roots in Charlotte
Media company lays off dozens of unskilled bloggers
New study shows bones are incredibly cool
Content could be hotter, more social
Majority of office’s supplies used to apply for different job
Man moving to new city never took time to truly loathe surroundings
Newly-tenured professor now inspired to work harder than ever
Nation terrified after millions lose consciousness for 8 hours last night
Report: Girlfriend’s parents could hear everything
My Combo: Man horrified to hear media company inspired to make girlfriend’s parents incredibly cool