Hey hey hey … It’s Hump Day time! How has your week gone so far?
We went from a very warm and slightly humid Sunday to a cold Tuesday that delivered a chilling wind, low temperatures, and even some snow.
A reminder that the next post is Life: The Musical – Act 2 – featuring songs with born, birth, baby, or babies in the title. A reminder – no duplicates. Curtain time is Wednesday, 9:30 PM (US Eastern).
Any favorites below? To go along with your mid-week dose of satire from The Onion, I hope you accept the challenge of making your own satirical headline by using the words from the headlines below. My combo is at the end. Have a good rest of the week!Embed from Getty Images
Inspired man bolts out of bed at 3 AM to jot down great next worry
Drunken man careens wildly across internet
Distant planet terrified it might be able to someday support life
Co-worker who already breathes, chews loudly thinking about getting into arrhythmically drumming on desk
New study finds only 88% of guitar customers become famous musicians
Lapsed cult member only attends sanctum on major blood-letting days
Manic researchers announce they are hours away from cure for depression
Middle-aged waiter sadly not involved in any creative endeavor
Father marvels at how quickly kids growing distant
Subway employee still unnerved by high-pitched screech sandwiches make when cut in half
My Combo: Middle-aged Subway employee inspired by drunken coworker thinking