Warm weather is upon us, thus it’s time for golf league to start. Of course, we were supposed to start last week, but the league secretary graciously postpone the start due to miserable weather. How’s the weather been in your area?
How’s your week going so far? An interesting thing happened to me at this week’s handbell rehearsal. Since January, I have been playing some of the large bass bells. Keep in mind that handbells are made of brass – thus one of the bells I play on one song weighs 8.25 pounds (3.7 kg). One has to be careful, but I think it caused a mild hyperextension of my elbow.
The hyperextension and the start of golf league isn’t the best timing. As I always do before playing, I took some time on the practice range …. and to my surprise the elbow didn’t bother me, thus I played without any problems. The elbow area remains tender, so time will tell if it heals enough to be able to play this Sunday. Believe me – swinging a heavy piece of brass is much different that swinging a golf club.
Let’s move on our midweek-dose of satire courtesy of The Onion. Any favorites below? Don’t forget the extra challenge of making your own satirical headline by reusing the words in the headlines below. My combo is at the end. Enjoy and have a good rest of the week.
Coworkers currently G-chatting about you
Man spends weekend binge-watching neighbor
Study: More children growing up in single-parrot households
So-called Christian has erection
Report: Only 20 minutes until introverted man gets to leave party
Area mother doesn’t see why Thai people need to make food so spicy
McDonald’s now offering bereavement prices
Expectant parents throw some values together at the last minute
Dog held against will inside Skype window
Imperial inspector to arrive by railcar this afternoon
My Combo: Neighbor spends 20 minutes watching McDonald’s erection
A Frank Angle 