On Satire Bits: Vol. 94

Has your week started well? I hope so. I’ve been keeping busy, but hope normalcy (whatever it is) returns soon. Because reciprocating is important to me, my apologies for being away from reading your blogs. Just want you to know that I’m going through a busy period.

Thanks for all the wonderful comments on my belated Mother’s Day post. My emotions got to me more reading your comments on Tuesday more than thinking about it on Sunday.

With Wednesday being Marshmallow Fluff Day, seems that would be a perfect day for a fluffernutter. For those needing to know more, here’s the recipe for the AFA Deluxe Fluffernutter.

Let’s more on to your mid-week dose of satire. As long time readers know, for those desiring an extra challenge with a twist of fun, rearrange the words from the headlines below to create your own satirical headline. “My combo” is at the end. Have a good rest of the week!

New app matches you to others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app

Dad announces plan to honk when he’s out front

Newly discovered cave paintings suggest early man was battling a lot of inner demons

New employee still eager enough to pick up slack for co-workers

Area man cleans apartment once every relationship

Man attempting to determine whether restaurant closed without getting too close

Barbed wire industry protests negative portrayal in “Evil Within” video game

Bartender doesn’t mind taking picture with you and your friends

Movie-goer sneaks candy past teen worker earning $7 per hour

Report: Average American consuming 4 ounces of cheese right now

My Combo: Industry announces new video game with area dad battling average bartender in cave for $2.99 cheese