Has your week started well? I hope so. I’ve been keeping busy, but hope normalcy (whatever it is) returns soon. Because reciprocating is important to me, my apologies for being away from reading your blogs. Just want you to know that I’m going through a busy period.
Thanks for all the wonderful comments on my belated Mother’s Day post. My emotions got to me more reading your comments on Tuesday more than thinking about it on Sunday.
With Wednesday being Marshmallow Fluff Day, seems that would be a perfect day for a fluffernutter. For those needing to know more, here’s the recipe for the AFA Deluxe Fluffernutter.
Let’s more on to your mid-week dose of satire. As long time readers know, for those desiring an extra challenge with a twist of fun, rearrange the words from the headlines below to create your own satirical headline. “My combo” is at the end. Have a good rest of the week!
New app matches you to others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app
Dad announces plan to honk when he’s out front
Newly discovered cave paintings suggest early man was battling a lot of inner demons
New employee still eager enough to pick up slack for co-workers
Area man cleans apartment once every relationship
Man attempting to determine whether restaurant closed without getting too close
Barbed wire industry protests negative portrayal in “Evil Within” video game
Bartender doesn’t mind taking picture with you and your friends
Movie-goer sneaks candy past teen worker earning $7 per hour
Report: Average American consuming 4 ounces of cheese right now
My Combo: Industry announces new video game with area dad battling average bartender in cave for $2.99 cheese
A Frank Angle 
There seems to be a lot of busy folks these days, including me. That combined with folks posting more frequently, makes keeping up virtually impossible!
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Elyse,
Oh yes … get behind …. forget it!
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“Movie-goer cleans apartment once every 4 ounces of cheese.” That way he keeps his energy up…
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Carrie,
If the movie-goer is lactose intolerant, the apartment may never get cleaned.
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Ha, good point.
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Ha! I remember when $7 and hour wasn’t that awful.
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Guap,
Oh yes .. and I go even further back … way back!
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Newly discovered cave paintings suggest bartender doesn’t mind taking picture of you and your friends.
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Cathy,
Cave man society never ceases to amaze me.
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Some great giggles here… and I will echo the general sentiment that we are all feeling busy!
Meanwhile, a new headline, which could probably have been written about me several times in my life:
“New employee attempting portrayal of Average American Worker”
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Twixt,
You? Average? Never!
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Yeah, I can never fool them for long… 😉
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That a way!
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You and I stand on opposite sides of the fluffernutter divide, Frank. I prefer my nuts fluff-free.
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Lame,
And that’s OK.
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Area man closed within barbed wire for consuming cheese.
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X,
At least he also didn’t to wear cement shoes for a trip to the river.
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There weren’t words available for this punishment.
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🙂
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Oh, my, can’t get over the guy who cleans his apartment only once every relationship. Yikes! Let’s hope he’s into one-night-stands.
Hugs from Ecuador,
Kathy
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Kathy,
Now that caused me to chuckle this morning! 🙂
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Area man protests cheese demons.
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Jim,
YIKES to cheese demons!
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They can be messy and smelly. Often, they taste good causing conflicting spirits of the mind. Usually associated with wine consumption.
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Amazing … .and could be even messier if someone is lactose intolerant.
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I know what you mean about reciprocating, I always feel bad that there are some people who comment on my blog more than I comment on theirs, but then it works the other way too, it’s never going to work out exactly is it.
New employee announces plan to honk once every relationship without getting too close.
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Vanessa,
Thanks for sharing your wonderful insight about reciprocating. We both know that not everyone feels the way we do about it, but it’s important to us! Your combo is Onion worthy! Well played!!!
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“New app matches you to others in vicinity who wasted $2.99 on same app” is my favorite today, but “Report: Average American consuming 4 ounces of cheese right now” is not only probably true, but also scary.
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Tim,
Given the amount of cheese available at grocery stores, the real amount could be higher.
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Area man sneaks candy past barbed wire, without getting too close. Have a great rest of the week, Frank. 🙂
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Sylvia,
How daring of the sneak!
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I shall pass on the fluffernutter, I looked at the recipe, but couldn’t fathom myself eating one. I personally enjoy a peanut butter and banana sandwich with garden fresh green onions.
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Catherine,
Oh my …. you are already combining key ingredients … thus need just one more! Nonetheless, I accept your resistance. 😦
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Here’s a few for your Wednesday morning, Frank 🙂
New eager app doesn’t mind your relationship with friends and co-workers.
Area man discovered taking picture of cheese in closed restaurant.
Vicinity man cleans man-cave of evil demons without getting too close.
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Alex,
I must say that those local guys are quite talented! Given the three, the third one is my favorite.
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Bartender taking pictures of newly discovered cave paintings suggests early man was was battling inner demons with ‘Evil Within’ video game.
Busy happens to the best of us Frank, do not apologize for living your life, good grief. You are the source for such a wealth of giggles, great information and unapologetic good ‘go to’ stuff, you should never apologize for just plain old life.
As for Fluffnutter, do you hate me?
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Val,
You found anthropological gold! Outstanding!!!!
Thanks for making the point. … and you get a Fluffernutter pass. 😉
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I will have to try the AFA Deluxe Fluffernutter. soon. I’m over due on trying it. I usually have the stuff – just not all at once. We’re going to have some work done on the house next week. So- after we settle from that & stuff is back where it belongs – I will make it a point to have all the stuff on hand. I will be sure to post about it & let you know.
Also – as you mentioned the other day – It’s Chicken Dance Day. We’re gonna’ be sure to dance it today for my son’s bday. It’s sure to get everyone wound up – LOL
I can see us deviating & going the Arrested Development route on that too. We (ok – me) can get a little nutty sometimes.
http://sharingmemyselfandi.wordpress.com/2013/11/22/did-someone-say-chicken/
My fave: New employee still eager enough to pick up slack for co-workers (Been there)
My combo: Dad announces plan to pick up slack for inner demons.
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RoSy,
Let me know the reviews on the AFA Delux Fluffernutter from your household peeps. Meanwhile, I hope you had a great Chicken Dance Day! …. and that is one heck of a dad!
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Frank, thank you, yes my early week went off to a flying start as you saw with my painting spree…. Its had its final coat of varnish today and the little mice never budged, they both sat nice and still as I stoked their little backs with the brush! 🙂 So you can see why I was intrigued with this ” Newly discovered cave paintings suggest early man was battling a lot of inner demons”.. Guess I must be doing lots of battles 😉 xxxx
Plus the Sun has shone and smiled… So I am enjoying my week so far Frank… Enjoy your rest of the day 🙂
Hugs Sue xoxox
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Sue,
Glad your week has been positive to date. Woo hoo … and I wonder about how prehistoric demons compare to their modern counterparts.
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App of cave paintings of barbed wire for $7.
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Resa,
And as long as you know where it is, you can take its picture for all of us to see!
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Brilliant combo, Frank! 🙂 Not so pleased with mine this week but here goes: New app “Evil Within” suggest battling inner demons with you and your friends.
Happy Wednesday! 🙂
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Marina,
Don’t sell your combo short because that is one heck of an app!
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New app announces inner demons to pick up slack for area man attempting to determine Evil within bartender taking candy right now.
(It’s a momentary app-y thingy…keeping an evil eye lookout?)
OK long day – but I tried! That should be worth something?
Happy remaining Wednesday and onward into a mirthful Thursday!
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Mouse,
Right on because apps do amazing things!
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I know people like this.
“still eager New employee cleans co-workers apartment, doesn’t mind taking $2.99 per hour”
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Fasab,
That’s a steal … hired!!!
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