On Satire Bits: Vol. 99

Hey hey hey …. it’s mid-week, thus another day closer to the weekend! Hope your week has gone well.

The eye remains unchanged. Tuesday I met with my primary physician, and she recommended I take the tests the retina specialist recommended, so I will start the process for scheduling an MRI on Wednesday. Meanwhile, I’m getting used to the blur, so my golf game is improving.

Monday night we had a free riverboat cruise on the Ohio River. Many were on the boat, plus it was hot … but once the boat moved and the sun got behind the hill, the evening was wonderful. For those who want to see, there are some pics in this past post.

Time for the mid-week dose of satire from The Onion … as well as the extra challenge of forming your own headline from the words in the headlines below. “My combo” is at the end. Have a good rest of the week.

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Man terrified to realize he could easily go on like this

Guy just trying on t-shirt in middle of store

NYPD offering no-questions-asked DVD drop-off

Deep down, area man knows he’s not done vomiting

Study links drinking while pregnant to being at Kid Rock Concert

More office workers switching to fetal position desks

Report: Half of Americans showed have thought of that before opening their mouth

World’s supercomputers release study confirming they are not powerful enough

Man honestly thinks he’s going to get to bed early

Investigation of what fell off night stand postponed till morning

My Combo: Office worker honestly terrified he could get pregnant vomiting on Kid Rock